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the promised time has come

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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ed sheeran announces new album Music To Wipe Your Pussy To

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he stopped making sense so i started talking head and soon enough we were making flippy floppy

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please help my brother ibrahim survive as gaza starves and suffers! his father still suffers with bladder cancer complications and ibrahim is exhausted! his life has been so incredibly difficult these past few days. we will love you forever if you donate even a little 💙

please check his blog @wolf-aid for vetting proof!! thank you and much love from me, ibrahim, and his family again and again 💙💙💙

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donations for marah have significantly slowed down! the balousha family is famished, exhausted, depressed, and desperate. i care about them deeply and i hope that you're able to share this post and spare a dollar or two! :)

I am hosting this campaign !! The money you have all helped raise for this family has kept them alive through this nightmare - please continue to share and donate if you can!

@mahrahpalestine @palestinian95 this campaign is vetted, please check marah's blog(s) out!

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Tumblr 2021: he is SO soppinf wet, my scrimpy little fiction boy

Tumblr 2025: sodomizing and spanking that man #TheCharacter

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead

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My friend and I found an alien in his basement so we just sucked on its tits for a couple hours

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Google hangouts pussy tasting hella different

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Hemitrichia serpula by Gim Siew Tan

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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from