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How to Speak like Hannibal :D

Make an observation about anything in your immediate vicinity in the most pretentious way possible

Ex: "Creamer is poured into coffee to make the bitter taste more palatable to the common man."

2. Make another statement connecting the previous object/place to people

Ex: "Many people cannot face the bitter reality of their own existence."

3. Ask an extremely personal question using the previous two sentences as a base

Ex: "Tell me Will, what do you pour into your life to make your existence bearable?"

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Looks like Hannibal picked up a rumpled stray in need of a little TLC, lucky him! ;3

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first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy

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Beverly Katz was so sexy for having one of the first things she said to someone she just met be “you unstable?”

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Hannibal 2x07 - “Yakimono”

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Dramatic and Gay, that is what they are

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I hate reposting peoples tweets but a mutual sent me this and it almost made me scream beside my coworker

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top ten will graham slut moments

1. when he shows up ass first, clothes actually pressed, wearing a salmon shirt, hair cut and loosely gelled at hannibal’s door for his first therapy session post-BSHCI

2. manipulating hannibal into breaking mason verger’s back with a simple “he’s your patient, doctor” using his best bedroom eyes

3. him volunteering to say pretty please to hannibal to alana and jack like will…stop sharing your sexual fantasies, that is so unnecessary

4. stepping forward to say “you’re our best shot, hannibal….please” while looking coquettishly away then quirking his brows and looking up at hannibal through his curls

5. “i haven’t been gorged, drowned, plucked, and roasted. not yet.” like PLEASE

6. actually the way he deepthroats the ortolan is a separate slut moment all on its own

7. “how do you know hannibal?” “one could argue, intimately” jesus calm down

8. staring intensely at hannibal while his hands are deep inside another human being’s abdomen in the back of an ambulance, slowly sliding along the kinsey scale

9. “the hot darkness of hannibal lecter’s mind” could you calm down for a moment there??

10. the most iconic slut moment of them all. the ladder lean. why did he do that? who knows, the horny jumped OUT

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Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):

Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death

A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????

A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it

Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??

Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????

That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him

Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful

Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting

Feel free to add more

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[on a first date] so the figs and the wasps rely on each other to live in the end even though the wasp dies inside the fig the figs cannot live on without the wasp and the wasps cannot live on without the fig to lay their eggs in. don’t you see how this is love in its purest form? would you be the wasp or the fig? 

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A wallflower

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That one second twitch on Hannibal’s face is due to cognitive and emotional empathy. Will is stabbed on the right side of his face and Han’s right cheek twitched. Hannibal was branded with hot iron, stabbed, beaten but he never projected an emotion. He reflects Will’s pain here because they are merged as one. Metaphysical love at its best.

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Hannibal bleeding is just so good to watch

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All I've been imagining all morning is mads as a 18th century Duke and seducing the pretty and bored fiance of a visiting noble man and showing them what desire and passion really is ... it may end with him seducing both of them

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We were blessed with Anthony dimmond

Can you imagine if Will actually got to meet him alive

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