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Im at work and nobody knows that im painting Doris from Shrek in Pre-Raphaelite style on my ipad.
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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.
The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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I think ab this once a day cause WHY did she say that ..
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Urban Weed Awards Crown Unwanted Plants with Superlatives
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dracula after bdsm (bat dracula sex monster): and now i vill perform the afterscare
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Oh Jeffrey? Jeff the killer? Oh yeah he's not a teenager anymore. He's 28. Yeah he's still into the killing part just not as much. He says it lost its spark. Yeah he still says go to sleep but he'd honestly rather go sleep himself. He's pretty chill. Past the killings. He's a beloved member of the community. Yeah he's on estrogen
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Brazilian Illustrator, Butcher Billy, re-imagines famous love songs as creepy book covers
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portrait of god
(highly inspired by the short horror film of the same title by dylan clark on youtube)
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Prince: I wish to marry!
Queen: Only if she can pass my test: failing to sleep on a bed with a pea under it!
Prince: Why are you screening for princesses with sensory issues?
Queen: She must be true royalty! Only the most autistic girl in all the land shall marry my son!
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