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i’m le.arning so many rules toda📝y

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"AFTER-DINNER GAMES" IRVING PENN | NYC, 1947 [chromogenic print(?) | U/D]

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Doppio

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(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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You Could Go Anywhere but You Won’t, 2023 Photographed by Brooke DiDonato.

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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in wigan, it's as good as gone

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*Using my iPhone to command a random immigrant to deliver a prepared dinner with any meat I want right to my doorstep*: “I’m not really privileged because I can only afford to do this once or twice a week”

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Anna Haifisch

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oh ok

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call the cops by patrick quinn, 2023, acrylic on canvas, 20 x 23 inches

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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pet cemetery in yorkshire. it was the biggest stone in the lot 🐁

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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