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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.
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my mom keeps putting pork loin on her protest signs
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The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that.
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I need non-Canadians to know that everything in this thread is true
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go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?
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they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain
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