murphels
murphels
a cute trainwreck
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Murphy Hardcore. 36nb. they/them. fandom vodka aunt. perpetually tired. @murphel and @yoongisyaoipaws on twitter
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murphels · 2 days ago
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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…
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murphels · 2 days ago
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“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up
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murphels · 2 days ago
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do we think chocolate guy is gay?
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murphels · 2 days ago
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watching Seven Samurai
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murphels · 2 days ago
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try not to unlearn all your shame in case there's something good stuff in there that you can sexualize
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murphels · 3 days ago
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Amy Winehouse photographed by David LaChapelle (2007)
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murphels · 3 days ago
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usamericans do you realise that a stereotype we have about u is that you really really love ice. like the amount of ice you put in your drinks and all your ice machines are really silly to us. do your fridges genuinely produce ice????
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murphels · 3 days ago
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wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now
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murphels · 3 days ago
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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety
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murphels · 3 days ago
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read a sentence saying "fans want to bring GL back to star wars" and then I was like hell yeah thinking yuri but they meant george lucas
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Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead
anytime
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murphels · 3 days ago
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after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them
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murphels · 3 days ago
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clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad
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murphels · 3 days ago
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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.
After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”
And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”
I think about that interaction a lot.
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murphels · 3 days ago
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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament
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