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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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enough mpreg. give him mpostpartum depression

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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So, how we feeling?

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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Cassandra?

Why are you like this?

Because when I tell the truth, nobody listens.

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sword bf 💜⚔️

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Man has prioties

he's so real

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I'm sure the world needs Tiger inspired by Vanessa Stockard's style

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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

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[image description:

screenshot of a tumblr post by @xquisitedeadguy

tumblr is on dark mode so the post itself has a dark gray background with white text, and the blog background is a sort of pink-orange that can best be described as salmon. the way the post is screenshot, there is a strip of this salmon background framing the post on the top and bottom.

in the top left corner of the post is the icon, a drawing of a cartoon lion with a golden crown and red landline phone on a white background. the lion is holding up the phone to its right ear, and with its free left paw it is holding a writing utensil over a piece of paper to take notes.

next to the icon reads the bolded white text of the username, “xquisitedeadguy”. underneath that text, in a smaller font and in gray, reads the timestamp, “1h ago”. across from that, in the top right corner, there is a meatballs menu, which is three gray dots side by side horizontally.

the body of the text reads, “do five paragraph image descriptions for simple memes not defeat the point a little bit”. there is no capitalization or punctuation, and the text is white and in the normal tumblr mobile font, with no bolding, italicization, or in any other way modified

beneath the body of the post, on the left is a simplified image of a fire, and next to that on the right in bolded font and light gray is the word “Blaze” with an uppercase “B”.

directly under that is a very thin line that spans horizontally across the bottom of the post, not quite reaching the sides. underneath this line on the left side, in the bottom left corner of the post, drawn with the same width as the aforementioned line, is a capsule shape, enclosing gray bolded text that reads, “0 notes” with no capitalization.

opposite this “note bubble” on the bottom right of the post, are four basic symbols, all drawn with fairly thick lines and in light gray. from right to left they are; a short arc arrow pointed right (tumblr’s “share” button), a circular speech balloon (tumblr’s “comment” button), a bent arrow going up and right, meeting with a bent arrow going down and left, that together make up a rectangular loop (tumblr’s “reblog” button), and a heart symbol (tumblr’s “like” button).

end image description.]

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

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Danny Phantom AKA Ghost King

gets summoned to the JL Watchtower as a desperate last resort to vanquish a cosmic universe consuming threat

Danny seeing Constantine's soul ripped into hundreds of pieces as an attempt to keep any one demon from owning it says the first thing that comes to his fourteen year old mind

"Whore"

Constantine was thinking there has to be something to bargain with, the rumors of the new Ghost King are that he is of a more benevolent sort, only to just be murdered on the spot