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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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Kgoiik眉aa balancing on the stalk of the grain reed

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I think I shall fuck off and become a european railroad worker
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totk is a great game when played as intended. please do not attempt a no paraglider run.
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To be fair he was probably judging me for using flash photography in a dark room while he was trying to sleep. But other than that your assessment of him was almost entirely correct


He also has a wierd goth boyfriend

is this a cat or is this a rinsing machine

uhh... that there's a .. cat... being consumed by the void i think
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didn't this happen in the snapcube shadow the hedgehog fandub
The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.
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now is as good a time as any to mention that i know the meanings behind moon and pebbles' names
looks to the moon ^
five pebbles ^
nobody can call him five boulders hes just that motherfucking gravel that people wont stop ingesting :(
#damn that's a lot deeper than my theory lol#I thought they were meant to be ironic: five pebbles is a godlike supercomputer named after a tiny rock#And lttms view of the sky was blocked off by pebbles even before she collapsed#rain world
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it blew up in my face now I smell like root beer :(
fucked up drinkin rootbeer from my sippy cup in the cafeteria
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my gay minneapolis st paul rootbeer sippy cup
fucked up drinkin rootbeer from my sippy cup in the cafeteria
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fucked up drinkin rootbeer from my sippy cup in the cafeteria
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rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from
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reminiscing abt the time I came out to my sister as trans via minecraft scavenger hunt
#This might be because I am very behind on an assignment and my life is flashing before my eyes#but it was funny so I care not
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gameclam 1 pearl



Justin Timberlake is followed by a strange orb
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none of these are nimbers (sad)
what nimber
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abswer quickly the ogre approaches
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my tumblr ads are getting less hinged
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