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tbqh nothing quite hits as good as a road movie. I think it might be my fav genre of all
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The babysitter has given him some crayons to play with :]
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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts
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there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all
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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
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the 2 genders are magical girl transformation sequence and werewolf transformation sequence
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theyr really going to make me spend more money just bc i want the shitty hideous flaming skull skeleton wrist rest instead of a normal one...
my old one is bursting at the seams and shedding everywhere and stained all over and i was like ok ill finally suck it up ill order a new one for very very cheap. easy. but then i saw the Flaming Skull
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completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
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The FDA has approved a twice yearly injection to prevent HIV!!
Let's hear it for some GOOD news!!
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diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got
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how do i make men w long hair luv me
men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on
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