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*applies to harvard as a joke* *harvard accepts me as a joke* *enrolls at harvard as a joke* *graduate with a business degree as a joke* *starts an extremely successful business as a joke* *creates empire for myself as a joke* *enters the press conference of my life* *leans close to microphone* just kidding *goes home*

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[S] Make Her Pay.

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homestuck if it was written by vivziepop

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

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Welcome to bible study

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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

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When will it be my turn to be put down like a sick dog

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