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Thundercats HOOOO to Winterfell! #textsfrommybff why I can't buy Bacardi 151 or have nice things.
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When my #bff is asked for pics by a dude, this is my suggestion.... #textsfrommybff
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Kids DO need to arrange their growth spurts with paydays a little bit better. Children are so inconsiderate.
#toddlerlife #overlord
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Yahhhhhhh! Effff youuuuuu liiiife.
Goal achieved.
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My BFF is awesome cuz she sends me nerdy links. She's my soulmate.
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Bffs talk this sort of shit. We share our deepest secrets, like what celebrity we nerd out over in our respective fandoms, and what sex acts we'd put them through.
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I take up significantly less land mass, now, so that's economical of me.
Me, on losing weight
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Josh eating
J: (eating a bacon, beef, and ham monster burger from swan inn) If I found a band aid in this I would eat around it.
Me: eww.
J: it's that good.
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My dad. He doesn't get my literary jokes but appreciates my willingness to share the $3 I have until payday.
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Smrt
J: you're the smartestest, most businessest and should be 100%, if not 100% sure they'll hire you.
B: this is my favorite day ever.
J: point is, you're smart!
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It's legal, it's my prescription, don't judge.
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Toddlers are fucking assholes.
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