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The Marauders and Clothes

Remus

Remus Has approximately 100 sweaters

He still only wears the same 5 over and over

He owns even more pairs of socks

No two pairs are the same

There a socks with pinapples and socks with little marajuana leaves and ones with idk the poop emoji or some shit

And he somehow never loses them

No one knows how he does it but he has never lost a single sock in his life (Sirius actually likes to joke that Remus is infact the Sock Goblin and considered Remus borrowing his socks that one time as sufficiant proof to support this theory). what even.

Sirius

So. Many. Crop tops.

Most of them have been made from Remus’ old sweaters or James’ old (and new) quidditch jerseys and even a few of Peters band shirts (They are always the comfiest fabric and are really good to sleep in like wow)

So everyone at hogwarts knows about Sirius and croptops but what they don’t know is he has the most extensive and impressive underwear collection that you have never seen

He has ones with puppies and ones with snitches and probably some lacey panties in there somewhere

His favourite is the boxers he has that have david bowies face plasters across the back

No one knows when, where or how he found them

Honestly they dont dare ask

James

Right so I have said he has owned alot of quidditch jerseys in the past right? you have no idea the true extent of this

James Potter has a favourite quidditch team

He also owns every single players jersey from that team (Except Tim’s. That guy’s a dick)

James also has about 10 of the exact same gryffindor jersey because for some reason they keep going missing (It’s definitely because Lily likes how comfy they are to sleep in and Sirius needs more crop tops)

James also likes to collect neckties/bowties

He learnt about them first in muggle studies and he just thought it was really neat how you can get all sorts of fancy ones and novelty ones and all that

For Christmas one year Lily somehow charmed one for him to have little dancing snitches on it (Peter got him one that had a bunch of little deers on it the bean)

Peter

I mentioned the band tshirts yea?

Peter is obsessed with seriously so so many bands

However no one in the entire universe has actually ever heard of all of these ‘amazing bands’ that he never stops raving about

Yea he’s that hipster kid that has all these tshirts with references that literally no one understand and Remus most people think they probably made up

He also has the largest supply of beanies

Everytime he leaves the castle he seems to come back with a new one (or five)

He has ones with little patterns and ones with pom poms and fluffy interior (his ears get really cold okay?) and they’re all just so adorable

In sixth year Sirius knit him a tiny little beanie “So that your ears arn’t cold on full moons anymore” for his birthday

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HARRY DIDJA PUT YER NAEM IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAA?!?!??!?

THE POTTER GENERATION: 10. Characters they butchered the most in the movies

“A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie. Watching the movie is like observing the characters you love and their story from very near; but opening the book is like entering their world.“

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Harry Potter BTS - Lavender Brown improvised screen test

“Poor old Rupert sat there while Jessie kind of pawed and sort of bounced all over him. Sort of doing very sort of Lavender Brown-ish things.” - David Yates

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snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children. 

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Everybody always says that Percy and Annabeth are going to try for The Isles of the Blessed and go for rebirth but what if this was their third life? Like their first lives were as Perseus and Andromeda, their second life were as roman demigod's with Perseus the Son of Pluto and Abby the Daughter of Neptune (They grow close due to them both being outsiders) and Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase. With them literally being soulmates.

I love this idea, please just let them rest and be done, my god, the thought of them getting to just live happily ever after is so Pure and I adore it thank you

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That girl goes through boys like Hogwarts goes through defense against the dark arts teachers.

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WHEN YOU REACH YOUR LIBRARY’S CHECKOUT LIMIT

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So, in English we had an assignment about memes to teach mood. Here are my memes. (P.S All the pictures are of my friend’s cat.)(P.P.S The last one is a Doctor Strange reference.)

Enjoy!

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SO TODAY my dad is fixing the shower because it broke. The water is currently off in my house, but me, being the idiot that I am, went to the bathroom. I had soap on my hands before I realized none of the sinks were working. SO I had to call my friend with my elbows and run to her house (she lives next door to me) to wash my hands. I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE.

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If I send a beautifully written essay about the superiority of pretzel sticks, would Hanover, the company that produces said pretzel sticks, send me a lifetime supply of pretzel sticks?

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It started as a way to relate to my friends. Then it turned into a weekly thing. Then a daily thing. Soon i couldn’t stop doing it. It took over my life. All my friends and family want me to stop. Its cost me some of my friends. And now theres a new version of it. I don’t care about my life anymore. Hamilton The Mixtape

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“Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says “Oh crap, She’s up!”

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Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh.