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tbh a lot of men’s ‘anger issues’ exist simply bc they can get away with it and just aren’t told to curb their emotions in the same way that girls and women do, especially women and girls of color. the right to be angry is a privilege that often goes underlooked, it’s very telling the types of people who are socially allowed to be angry and those who are not

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Talk like a fucking adult

"mountains of potential" boy to "i cant do anything right" girl

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there are two rats inside of you...

we'd better call an exterminator

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this is the funniest shit i ever seen 💀

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He's 32 and doesn't get that a sexy anime bodypillow and mouse pad with a sexy anime girl are inappropriate to leave in a guest bedroom?

Update she called him out on his shit and he left to pout.

It sounds like a hobosexual who moved into his younger girlfriends apartment tathwr soon into the relationship nd then turned one of the rooms into a gaming room. Then kept up the manipulation even after the parents left. And of course he resorted to tears once she had enough. She should change the locks. And since in his mind their was nothing wrong with her parents seeing the sexy stuff she should take the stuffing out of the bodypillow then mail the pillowcase and the mousepad to his parents.

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This picture of a UPS worker delivering a package on 9/11 right after the second tower was hit is so fascinating to me. I totally would have used two buildings being blown up and the city infrastructure pausing as an excuse to not do my job. Just go back to the depot and call it a day. But no he’s bravely delivering that Backstreet Boys poster or whatever while everyone else stares at the buildings behind him in shock. Went “Well, that sucks. Can’t do anything about it I guess.”

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Beautiful women

photographer: transnormativity // models: j.cagz (she/they/siya), tragic_babe (they/them), & bearimy_bros (he/they)

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Uh no. I won't let men take over our spaces.

"mountains of potential" boy to "i cant do anything right" girl

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Exhibit 1392

I accidentally deleted the previous one

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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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If the plural of “Uncle Sam” is “Uncles Sam,” you’ll find some bizarre Uncles Sam in this gallery.

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Every time i’ve had to replant anything with serious roots and shake the dirt out i just can’t unsee the parallel

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Jk Rowling did nothing wrong y'all just hate women who stand for women's rights

Every time you reblog this jk.rowling steps on a lego

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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a legendary post and we'll never know their name

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I will remove anyone from my life to protect the peace that I've worked so hard for. Nobody took me out of the dark. I did it on my own.

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