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men were just built different in the 70s & 80s idk if it's the chest hair or actors not being forced into inhumane training regimes for movies but everything was so much more lush like those are free range organic male tits not the factory shit with chemicals in it

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Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely, like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.

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diversity win! the 5 year old child corpse in a box is neurodivergent, genderfluid and has IBS

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Everyone keep close watch on the capsule to see if a second Shatner wearing heavy eyeliner comes out on a time delay

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y’all need to stop making a living off of young, bipoc artists for nothing

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suck her dick sunday eat his ass saturday super monkey ball 🦍🦍🦍 mystery flavor monday

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i got one of those self cleaning litter boxes a few months ago and while Yoohoo is pretty good at using it he does NOT like the sound the poop rake makes when it moves. now the thing about this litterbox is that it can detect movement and won’t activate itself until about ten minutes after the cat has vacated it. yoohoo has apparently figured out that if he makes a huge vaguely cat sized pile of litter right in the middle he can fool the litterbox into thinking it is still occupied and the poop rake will never activate. this is the third time i have had to destroy his carefully constructed poop decoy and i would officially like to trade in my cat for an otherwise identical but noticeably stupider one, incapable of pulling these ferris beuller shenanigans on me each morning

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yo mr white die one thousand deaths. bitch

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all of my mutuals are so funny and also cool

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The person who wrote the Les Mis themed birthday party wikihow article has revealed themselves on Reddit

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when your FBI profiler elopes with the cannibalistic serial killer you’ve been after 🙄 let jack be homophobic as a treat

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Electric Violet Ponsonby (#e019fa to #96c6fc)

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Since Shrek is a fairytale parody it makes complete sense to have a villain who is literally a fairy godmother and the choice to make her manipulative and blackmailing with every gift of magic she preforms adds a layer of maturity of the series.

Fairy Godmother made it incredibly evident that the perfect fairytale endings were performative suburban wetdreams meant to bind people into a perfect image that needed her constant help to maintain. A perfect foil to a protagonist like Shrek who’s identity is being the ugly creature who shouldn’t have found happiness but did.

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Happy pride month to those who are scared

Happy pride month to those who are proud

Happy pride month to those who are out

Happy pride month to those who are closeted

Happy pride month if you’re trying to figure yourself out

Happy pride month if you’ve known for years

Happy pride month to those who it’s their first

Happy pride month to those who have celebrated for years

Happy pride month to those who are afraid to celebrate

Happy pride month to those who will scream it from the rooftops

Happy pride month to you.