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can't watch a movie normal i have to pause it fifty times for no reason. i am letting it marinate
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MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
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I hate working for a living and I love looking at images on screens
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I’m dating a supervillian
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why does wine taste like shit?
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who wants to come over and just like. come to my backyard with me and then just. scream. for three hours.
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when ppl start adding weird unsolicited comments to ur web content
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I just told someone they have to wear a face mask to come into the centre where I work and he said “what for” and I think I blacked out for a second
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I only use my ability to draw passable horses for evil. Related: centaur equestrianism.
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