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One of the @incorrectmarauderquotes from the movie The Incredibles! The link to the dialogue is here. I also used the original scene as reference, which you can find here!

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IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW THERE IS A FRANCHISE OF MOVIES ABOUT TORNADOES WITH SHARKS INSIDE OF THEM

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING ONE DAY SOMEONE WAS LIKE “YO I HAVE THIS IDEA” “NATURAL DISASTER TORNADO MOVIE” “BUT WITH SHARKS” AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM WAS LIKE “LET’S FUCKING GO.”

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING I DEFINITELY WILL ALWAYS BE THE FRIEND IN THE ROOM WHO SAYS “LET’S FUCKING GO” WE ONLY GET SO MUCH LIFE WHO KNOWS WHEN YOU MIGHT BE SWALLOWED BY A SHARK WITH NO CHAINSAW TO BREAK YOURSELF OUT 

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING IN THE EVENT THAT THIS MOVIE EVER WERE TO BECOME REALITY THE SHARKS DEFINITELY DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS NO SHARK EVER SAT IN A ROOM WITH OTHER SHARKS AND WAS LIKE “YO I HAVE THIS IDEA” “LET’S GET INSIDE A FUCKING TORNADO” “AND HAVE IT HURL US AT MAJOR METROPOLISES IN AMERICA” YOU CAN TELL THIS BY THE WAY THE SHARKS FLAIL AROUND AND HOW SO MANY OF THEM DIE AND HOW THEY DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO STAY IN THE OCEAN

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING I DEFINITELY WILL ALWAYS SYMPATHIZE WITH THE SHARKS ON THIS ONE I’VE BEEN OCEAN CREATURE SUCKED INTO A TORNADO  ONLY TO BE MADE VILLAIN BY THE THING THAT PUT ME THERE I’VE BEEN HURLED AT PEOPLE UNWILLINGLY  SHOUTING “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” AS I FLEW INVOLUNTARILY TOWARD THEM I KNOW WHAT IT IS TO HAVE A STORM MADE OF YOUR BIGGEST IRRATIONAL FEAR RATTLING IN YOUR BRAIN TO BE A STORM MADE OF YOUR BIGGEST IRRATIONAL FEAR TO BE A STORM SCREAMING THAT NO FEAR IS MORE RATIONAL THAN ANOTHER BUT FUCK IT

I WANNA MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT A REVERSE BLACK HOLE LIGHT IS SPEWED OUT OF IT  AND ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERYTHING IS MAGIC I’LL CALL IT A MEMOIR  IN THIS MOVIE I MAKE MYSELF THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS THE CENTER TOO AND EVERYONE ELSE IS A MAIN CHARACTER TOO AND NO ONE BECOMES A VILLAIN WITHOUT TRYING TO AND WHEN YOU SWALLOW SOMEONE WHOLE YOU APOLOGIZE  EVEN IF IT WAS AN ACCIDENT  AND THERE ARE OTHER MOVIES WITHIN MY MOVIE ABOUT VERY LARGE SPIDERS FIGHTING ROBOT ALIENS AND THESE ARE NOT THE SAME AS TRANSFORMERS THEY’RE JUST NOT

AND IF ANYONE EVER TRIES TO TELL ME I CAN’T MAKE THIS MOVIE I WILL STAND ON THE TOP OF THE TABLE WHERE WE ARE HAVING THIS MOVIE MAKING DELIBERATION AND I WILL SCREAM LOUDLY DIRECTLY AT THE VOICE OF THE OPPOSITION  AND I WILL SAY IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING THERE IS A FRANCHISE OF MOVIES ABOUT TORNADOES WITH SHARKS INSIDE OF THEM.  DON’T TELL ME WHAT’S IMPOSSIBLE  AND THEN I WILL CALMLY RETURN TO MY SEAT LIKE NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY JUST HAPPENED BECAUSE IT DIDN’T  BECAUSE IT DIDN’T  BECAUSE FUCK YOU BECAUSE THERE’S NOT ENOUGH TIME TO PRETEND THAT ANY OF THIS  WAS ORDINARY TO BEGIN WITH

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And Monica says that they weren’t that close

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I am strangely attracted to Chandler Bing and I am not ashamed xD

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When important things get lost, people search for them. They don't allow them to be missing because they matter so much. So why is it that when hope is lost, no one goes looking?

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My lovely friends and I did a thing.

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I need someone to call me out on this shit

So true on We Heart It.

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justbeingmeinthisworld lol

"Aries finishing something they hated"

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How the Signs Bake

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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How the Signs Reject Someone

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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Ask: How do the signs behave at a party?

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justbeingmeinthisworld ok so Sadie is OBVIOUSLY a Libra #DeNada

(buy yourself a present to get over the emotional pain)

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This is hilarious I can't 😂