My name is Alexander. A young male who sticks out in a crowd and is happy to be alive, knowin that one day he will die.He rides a motorcycle and goes to school with a breifcase sometimes and has bouts of depression but in the meantime he is happily occassionaly a student, studying...
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Guardians of the Galaxy #23 (2015)
written by Brian Michael Bendis art by Valerio Schiti & Jason Keith
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10 Cats Who Can’t Believe You’re Out Of Bacon
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Me, sipping a lemonade and watching my life go to shit: hoo boy I'm gonna have to deal with that some day
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Movie Review of the New Steve Jobs Movie: WARNING SPOILERS
Before this movie, I thought of Steve Jobs as a guy in a black turtleneck who was soft spoken and always seemed to smile to himself. The movie was set up in a fairly new and dynamic way, three product launches. In that way, it held more structure to the plot then somelike the facebook movie did. Micheal Fassbender did a great job at showing tenderness when looking at a childs drawing, the pure anger towards a man who tried to stop his product, and that annoying but correct and ever-relentless spirit of man who has to do everything to the best quality whether its keeping a floppy disk in your front pocket to making sure the exit signs are off despite fire regulations. The movie sorta just looked at how well Steve Jobs did under stress, but missed going into detail the more quirky parts of his life: like why he arranged his speeches and papers on the floor, why he didnt have furniture, why he used quotes from the bible so frequently-was he a religious man? He seemed to like songs lyrics too! The movie only briefly mentioned his business tactics and he didnt seem like that much of a back breaker to other companies, (moreso it was interesting the guy who invented a perfectly measured computer cube to be bought out was the same guy who had to cut out and lay off all the “B” players in Apple to bring the company back from the verge of Bankrupcy). The movie did bring up a lot of his personal life back stage, making it feel that Steve Jobs personal world of relationships was now merging more into business. I really liked the few shots of the crowd, like when they were stamping their feet so that the ceiling above steve jobs shook, or when they did the wave or even the fact that all the launches were in Opera houses, really brought the impact of what Apple was to people. Im glad he reconciled with his daughter, but was a little upset she didnt give him an article to read at the very end.
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Diaries Notes and Sketches, Walden, 1969, Directed by Jonas Mekas
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Reasons Humans are the cutest animals:
1. They know that automatic doors open by themselves, ut when they walk towards them they slow down just in case. Sometimes they hold out their hands and pretend it’s magic.
2. They adopt smaller animals and live with them in their homes, sometimes imitating noises and sounds in attempts to communicate.
3. When they see something funny on TV, they immediately repeat it, sometimes to other people who were already in the room watching to begin with.
4. When they like being around someone very much, some humans will take clothing items from the person to have their smell around when they’re gone.
5. Many humans will take their favorite foods away from their regular feeding areas and hold off on eating them until they are sufficiently comfortable and entertained, to maximize on the experience.
6. Sometimes, a human will associate a particular song with an individual or event, and the song will invoke deep emotional reactions.
7. While many humans prefer to sleep alone, a large number of them sleep better when in close contact with another human who they trust and enjoy the company of.
8. When a human is particularly engaged by an enjoyable task or hobby, sometimes they simply forget that their bodies require basic care to survive.
9. Sometimes the urge for them to sneeze suddenly disappears, and they become frustrated with their automatic immune responses
10. Some humans talk in their sleep, or make funny noises or breathing patterns.
11. When a human likes another human, they begin to imitate vocal patterns and mannerisms.
12. Humans come in a wide range of shapes and colors, and many humans will decorate themselves with flashy dyes or fabrics.
13. They will collect random objects with no set objectives in mind- they will gather items such as paper squares, lengths of fabric, puzzle games, and pleasantly-shaped rocks, which they will excitedly show off to other humans.
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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
2. Wrong.
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ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one
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