musicallykim
musicallykim
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musicallykim · 8 years ago
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6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
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musicallykim · 8 years ago
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musicallykim · 8 years ago
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musicallykim · 8 years ago
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friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
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musicallykim · 8 years ago
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if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
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musicallykim · 8 years ago
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The Lord: *giveth*
me: nice
The Lord: *taketh away*
me: wtf
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musicallykim · 8 years ago
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musicallykim · 8 years ago
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miss reba got kylie SHOOK
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THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
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Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x]
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musicallykim · 8 years ago
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it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip
anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free
and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her
and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”
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