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what's a book you read as a teenager that was so magical and personally profound to you it literally changed your life, doesnt matter if the book was actually well written or not. mine's probably the catcher in the rye

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New post on neocities! It's my jäger-dr. pepper bbq sauce recipe

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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

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being trans for almost 15 years has honestly destroyed me and 99% of the problem is other people lmao

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Everybody is saying it's going to be wwiii and not just more suffering for middle eastern civilians, but i do kind of hope they just start drafting dudes so I can steal their jobs

There are enough 30 year old men with salaried desk jobs. It's my turn lol

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come over to my house

IF PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS SO GOOD, WHY DO YOU NEED TO USE AN AI GENERATED IMAGE OF THE MOST UNAPPETIZING PIZZA, PINEAPPLE OR OTHERWISE, TO ENTICE ME????

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parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness

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hostel meridian in perm

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Grey-headed flying foxes By: Kathie Atkinson From: Nature's Unlovables 1990

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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

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hosting these for neocities. might add more later.

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we rolled 3 critical fails while exploring an empty hallway

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dashboard simulator

mutual 1: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

mutual 2, 5, 9 and 7: [unrelated disco elysium fanart reblogs]

mutual 3: buying two-ply toilet paper makes you part of the bourgeoisie. stop fucking sending me anons about it i literally doooont care

mutual 4: i want a robot gf so i can spray her with the garden hose and then fill her with rice as a sex thing

mutual 1: JUST MASTURJACKED MY MEATUMS #NEVERKILLYOURSELF

mutual 5: guess who just got diagnosed with another personality disorder

mutual 6: [my little pony fancomic reblog where one of them is smoking weed]

mutual 7: i NEED him to skin me alive and wear me as a coat sooooooooo bad its not even funny dude

mutual 8: [spotify link with 1 note]

mutual 9: [20 informal posts in a row about various birds]

mutual 10: does anybody know how to do anything at all

mutual 1: CAUSE WHEN WE JUMPING AND POPPING WE JOPPING

mutual 11: [filtered post]

mutual 12: [filtered post]

mutual 13: [filtered post]

mutual 6: i am placin blocks & shit cuz im in fuckin minecraft. flint and steel. flint and steel. chicken jockey. flint and steel. chicken jockey

mutual 14: [filtered post]

mutual 1: [blurry flash picture of them running through the woods]

mutual 15: [filtered post]

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I made lasagna for the first time because of a t4t yuri angst fic and the main thing I took away from the experience was a newfound appreciation for how hard the Ice King and Gunther were working cranking out all those lasagnas for the rabbits in the Adventure Time Season 5 episode "Princess Potluck"

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the hottest thing ever is not sex but the implication of sex. i wish more of you understood this

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I didn't post about it before, but we made garbage plates the other week. The recipe is on my neocities: :^)