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chill dude

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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whatever.

go my Starwalker

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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd

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living in paris means u walk into a clothing store and there is a fucking thing. Name of GuGu.

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WRIGGLING

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🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper

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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

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"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

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20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Gino D'Achille

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a sardine just burst out of the ground and pierced me

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this is still my favorite panel from any achewood comic ever

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i am dishwasher safe

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By Alexandr frolov - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0