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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

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They should put a Gmod-animated Spider-Man in Beyond the Spider-Verse. I want a Spider-Person who moves likes this

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Zombie lifeguard

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Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.

"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"

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It’s That Time of Year… 🍬

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Box of Space⭐✨🌟

I would bring the whole box home, consequences be damned.

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I woke up just to show my works on Twisted Wonderland

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o my god i love port fest ruggie so much!! thank you twst 🥰 i spent way too much time drawing this 😭

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what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

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HI??? HELLO????

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ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

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🎃happy halloween🐈‍⬛

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Feel free to specify which model of car it is! For example, Honda CRVs: none of them know how to fucking drive >:( Meanwhile, all Nissans are my enemies by principle

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I really think everyone needs to truly internalize this:

Fictional characters are objects.

They are not people. You cannot "objectify" them, because they have no personhood to be deprived of. They have no humanity to be erased. You cannot "disrespect" them, because they are not real.