mutant-advice
mutant-advice
to be entirely honest i presumed i required a gimmick.
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mutant-advice · 15 days ago
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lowblowing wretch !
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> org^nis^tion is ^ soci^l construct
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mutant-advice · 16 days ago
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COM ONNNN PLEAZZZZZZZZZZ LEMMY SMAAASH
no.
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mutant-advice · 16 days ago
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you are disgusting.
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> org^nis^tion is ^ soci^l construct
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mutant-advice · 17 days ago
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omg w8 w8 w8 mutie tranny? omgggg omg can i have ur numbr
no if you are serious & still no if you are not.
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mutant-advice · 17 days ago
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how you have so many exes
i do not have particularly many.
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mutant-advice · 17 days ago
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this is disgusting.
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> org^nis^tion is ^ soci^l construct
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mutant-advice · 17 days ago
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i use gorechan.
Jju5t realized it'5 going to be bakc up eventually & all i5 well in the world. Wwe win the5e!!!!! Eexceedingly joyou5 RN. Tthank god I think like a great winnr & am 5mart enough to realize thi5 5hit, in5tead of 5itting within the unwa5hed idiot chud ma55e5 who give nothing to the world but di55ati5fied touting & commending of a fal5e doom!
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mutant-advice · 17 days ago
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huzzah !
Jju5t realized it'5 going to be bakc up eventually & all i5 well in the world. Wwe win the5e!!!!! Eexceedingly joyou5 RN. Tthank god I think like a great winnr & am 5mart enough to realize thi5 5hit, in5tead of 5itting within the unwa5hed idiot chud ma55e5 who give nothing to the world but di55ati5fied touting & commending of a fal5e doom!
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mutant-advice · 19 days ago
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gorechan has fallen. as in the webscythe.
alas the gorechan bastion has fallen.
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mutant-advice · 19 days ago
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alas the gorechan bastion has fallen.
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mutant-advice · 1 month ago
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hive of leaves art of war troll shakespeare & moby dick shall be given one for each grub.
oh i have forgotten about the grubs.
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mutant-advice · 1 month ago
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it is equally applicable to you both.
sapphire & apricot.
bro i forgot to an2wer thi2,, al2o,, mutini???? what did we do to you????
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mutant-advice · 1 month ago
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hm. nine out of ten is acceptable.
[A package with labels written on in neat script is at your doorstep. Opening it shows multiple vials of multicolored blood, with a note in the same handwriting reading, "I have attempted to procure as many colors as I could in the selection.]
[Tasting is is like tasting a choose your own adventure flavored popsicle where you had to think really really really hard about the one you wanted, lest the strength and amount of flavor atomize your tastebuds like a Victorian grub eating Skittles. It'd be good if it weren't so risky.]
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Wøw. Øk, sø, I cæn sæfely sæy I’ve never hæd bløød like this beføre. Tini, girl, yøu bleed shrimp flævørs.
Despite my reæctiøn, it’s. Quite gøød. Surprising, møre thæn ænything. I’m freezing the rest tø tæste læter. Yøu sent them in perfect pøpsicle mæking cønditiøns, sø I’m tæking ædvæntæge.
I døn’t think I’d be æble tø hændle Tini bløød stræight frøm the søurce thøugh, øne cølør isølæted is SØ much ælreædy.
((Tagging @mutant-advice so she sees the post ;3))
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mutant-advice · 1 month ago
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i have forgotten seafoam.
sapphire & apricot.
bro i forgot to an2wer thi2,, al2o,, mutini???? what did we do to you????
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mutant-advice · 2 months ago
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oh i have forgotten about the grubs.
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mutant-advice · 2 months ago
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it shall be fine.
oh i have forgotten about the grubs.
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mutant-advice · 2 months ago
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the first is on whaling the second is on the murder of a highblood by a lowblood the third is on various members of the seadwelling aristocracy the fourth is a body of work by a singular playwright the fifth is about a fictional narrative within a fictional narrative & the sixth is on warfare & how to do it best.
oh i have forgotten about the grubs.
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