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he is.

wh@t h@ppens if @ non-heiress kills the empress.

need @n @nswer quickly.

This has never happened and never wi11. D☸n't kn☸w why y☸u're asking me.

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my matesprit used to beg me to give her scraps of attention & she is the only one i have never culled so highbloods should also consider this.

dud£ how do ¥ou gu¥$ do 7hi$ b€ im fr£aking 7h£ fu€k ou7!

7h£ whol£… r£drom 7hing b7w. B£7w££n a lowblood and a highblood??

lik£ how do ¥ou no7 fu€k i7 up imm£diatl£y.

2hort an2wer::

dont be a prick lol

long an2wer::

fir2t thing2 fir2t,, you have to treat your partner or potential partner equally,, thi2 i2 the part mo2t troll2 cant 2eem to wrap their nug around

now,, to clarify,, by ""equally"" i dont mean ""pretend like theyre the 2ame ca2te a2 you"",, that can ju2t cau2e more problem2,, every troll i2 unique and you 2houldnt be thinking of them only in term2 of what ca2te they are,, but it2 important to remember how their ca2te might impact how they treat not only you or the relation2hip but everything el2e a2 well

[for example [i dont do thi2 but it happen2] the lowblood might feel intimidated to 2ay what they dont want happening in the relation2hip,, for obviou2 rea2on2,, which could cau2e over2tepping which cau2e2 a ton of problem2 down the line]

that and treating them a2 if they were the 2ame ca2te i2 like,, really damn 2tupid if you think about it for more than a few 2econd2,, that2 how you get di2cour2e like that 2tupid fucking one about lowblood2 paying on date2

2econd thing,, if you want a 2eriou2 relation2hip,, you have to be committed

**BOTH of you have to be committed,, none of that ""the highblood pitie2 the lowblood 2o the lowblood i2 forced to be with them"" or "the lowblood pitie2 the highblood and the highblood get2 with them only becau2e they dont have other option2"" bull2hit,, you have to both pity each other in equal mea2ure for a mate2prit2hip,, 2ame goe2 for moirallegiance albeit a bit differently

im telling you now,, if you only want to be in a quadrant with 2omeone becau2e you feel its ""taboo"" or a bucket thing for you,, that quadrant will not work out 99% of the time

third thing,, if you want a quadrant with a big gap like thi2,, in a va2t majority of ca2e2,, you have to be very,, very patient,, it2 ju2t a lot to get u2ed to for both partie2

for one,, in a lot of ca2e2,, it2 taboo,, get ready for a22hole2,, including people you might know and tho2e you dont being weird to you about it

then there2 the inherent culture 2hock that come2 with it for a lot of troll2,, if youre a lowblood chance2 are youve never been to highblood2 place2,, unle22 to work maybe,, other way around too

and you cant really let your2elf get too fru2trated if your 2//o doe2nt re2pond exactly in the way you want or thought they would at fir2t,, chance2 are it2 a culture thing

and that2 ba2ically it a2ide from common 2en2e

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sigh. what a shame. mere third !

Rænking my friends bæsed øn høw tæsty their bløød is. This is sølely bæsed øn the tæste øf their bløød ænd nøthing else unless it mækes før æ gøød jøke.

1. Secønd. If yøu knøw me yøu knøw brønze is øne øf my fævørites. Cæn literælly never gø wrøng with it. Eæsily my møst deliciøus friend, but I cæn’t drink his bløød æll the time becæuse he needs it tø live.

2. Helixe. Mint. If I cøuld æctuælly GET æt his bløød he wøuld hæve nøticeæbly less øf it. Unførtunætely his skin is like røck ænd I cæn’t bite thrøugh it.

3. Mutini wøuld be tøugher tø rænk if I hæd møre friends. Her bløød isn’t bæd it’s just SØ WEIRD. Like. Where dø I put bløød thæt chænges flævør like thæt gum in Willy Wønkæ. Third by defæult becæuse the ønly øther friend whøse bløød I’ve tæsted is Yvette and y’æll knøw høw thæt went.

Yvette will be deæd læst in æny rænking øf flævør. Like- øk the sæmple he sent me øf his bløød frøm the beginning øf his experimentætiøn wæs fine. Stændærd gøld møstly. Ænd then??? Ænd THEN?????? It tæsted like virus. Blegh.

Eleven nøt rænked cuz he døesn’t wænt me eæting frøm him ænd I respect thæt. I knøw he’s gønnæ see this, sø bæbes, nø mætter whæt, yøu will ÆLWÆYS tæste better thæn Yvette.

Tekræs is theøreticælly up in 2nd plæce becæuse he’s ælsø æ brønzebløød, but I’ve never æctuælly tæsted his. I’m curiøus thøugh if gød tiering hæs æn impæct øn flævør, ænd if clæsspect wøuld chænge it. I’d need like. 144 friends tø test this øut thørøughly, thøugh.

Mød Mønærch ælsø theøreticælly in 3rd plæce. Ægæin, never tæsted his bløød, ænd I’m nøt sure if he returns the friend sentiment.

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i would argue the other way around is more common.

trolls @re ins@ne

yeah, some are. especially when their caste is much lower than that of the one theyre thirsting for. like... for example, a bronzeblood thirsting after a violetblood is really fucking odd to me.

the creator isnt even a seadweller (aka royalty). hes just a highblood that i somehow befriended. i still dont know how that happened

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lowblowing wretch !

> org^nis^tion is ^ soci^l construct

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COM ONNNN PLEAZZZZZZZZZZ LEMMY SMAAASH

no.

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you are disgusting.

> org^nis^tion is ^ soci^l construct

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omg w8 w8 w8 mutie tranny? omgggg omg can i have ur numbr

no if you are serious & still no if you are not.

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how you have so many exes

i do not have particularly many.

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this is disgusting.

> org^nis^tion is ^ soci^l construct

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i use gorechan.

Jju5t realized it'5 going to be bakc up eventually & all i5 well in the world. Wwe win the5e!!!!! Eexceedingly joyou5 RN. Tthank god I think like a great winnr & am 5mart enough to realize thi5 5hit, in5tead of 5itting within the unwa5hed idiot chud ma55e5 who give nothing to the world but di55ati5fied touting & commending of a fal5e doom!

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huzzah !

Jju5t realized it'5 going to be bakc up eventually & all i5 well in the world. Wwe win the5e!!!!! Eexceedingly joyou5 RN. Tthank god I think like a great winnr & am 5mart enough to realize thi5 5hit, in5tead of 5itting within the unwa5hed idiot chud ma55e5 who give nothing to the world but di55ati5fied touting & commending of a fal5e doom!

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gorechan has fallen. as in the webscythe.

alas the gorechan bastion has fallen.

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alas the gorechan bastion has fallen.

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hive of leaves art of war troll shakespeare & moby dick shall be given one for each grub.

oh i have forgotten about the grubs.

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it is equally applicable to you both.

sapphire & apricot.

bro i forgot to an2wer thi2,, al2o,, mutini???? what did we do to you????

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hm. nine out of ten is acceptable.

[A package with labels written on in neat script is at your doorstep. Opening it shows multiple vials of multicolored blood, with a note in the same handwriting reading, "I have attempted to procure as many colors as I could in the selection.]

[Tasting is is like tasting a choose your own adventure flavored popsicle where you had to think really really really hard about the one you wanted, lest the strength and amount of flavor atomize your tastebuds like a Victorian grub eating Skittles. It'd be good if it weren't so risky.]

Wøw. Øk, sø, I cæn sæfely sæy I’ve never hæd bløød like this beføre. Tini, girl, yøu bleed shrimp flævørs.

Despite my reæctiøn, it’s. Quite gøød. Surprising, møre thæn ænything. I’m freezing the rest tø tæste læter. Yøu sent them in perfect pøpsicle mæking cønditiøns, sø I’m tæking ædvæntæge.

I døn’t think I’d be æble tø hændle Tini bløød stræight frøm the søurce thøugh, øne cølør isølæted is SØ much ælreædy.

((Tagging @mutant-advice so she sees the post ;3))