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'ziska zaturday

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I'm praying on your marriage falling apart so I can date you husband

“Well, fuck you too.”

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Rip Gloreth you would've loved Chappell Roan

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HIII IT'S SEPT 18 🗣️

Everything's in Spanish but you're not missing much in that way sdksjd under the cut there's some explanations anyways :D

-There Nimona is making a play in words mixing guagua (baby) and huaso (how everyone is dressed ajskd) and Ballister's saying that joke's lame (and Nimona said, you're lame), and Ambrosius' saying that's so cute

-There are very small huaso outfits for babies and they're so tiny and so cute ajskjda When my little brothers were eight months olds my mom dressed them for sept 18 and they looked adorable whwhw 😭

-ALSO YEAH Movie Goldenheart dancing cueca (very romantic dance may i add) and beside them being Comic Ambrosius drinking alone and thinking about Ballister is on purpose sdjksd

Sorry Comic Ambrosius I love you (btw Ballister is insulting him (Ambrosius you son of a bitch))

>Also there's a kid version of terremotos (an alcoholic drink) and that's what Nimona is holding, it got sprite instead of alcohol asjdk

>ALSO in cueca there's a part at the end where the huaso (in this case Ambrosius in one of the drawings) holds the hat and covers their faces once they're very close whwhwh I love them so much. It hits September and they're dancing cueca in their living room I'm telling you.

-I watched a bunch of cueca videos looking at how the man dances to draw the sillies and honestly, they're so fun to watch I love them :y

>I doodled stuff on a bunch of paper too but I can't find where I left them bc I got too much of that in my room JSDK but somewhere around here are more drawings of Ballister and Ambrosius dancing ;-; Will find them some day.

>There's a part in the dance where they gotta clap their hands as the song starts and check each other out and JSDKSD I DREW THAT BUT IDK WHERE IT IS PIPIPI

-I wanted to draw this but I couldn't BUT when they were kids and they were made to dance cueca (like it happens in every Chilean school in September) they always danced together (Ambrosius had a lot of fun following Ballister and Ballister found fun how earnest his friend was) (it's part of the dance for the man to follow the woman trying to woo her while she plays coy), but then they got older and both did the dancing bits of the man and it was much more fun because it was like trying to mutually woo each other.

>(Cueca videos of two women or two men my beloveds, I love how people respond to them too, like they're so supportive of them and say that it's possible for two huasas or huasos to dance and for it to still look faithful to the traditional dance and very beautiful and WAA)

I would've liked to draw more but time was against me pipipi

That's it! :D

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I am thingking... About littol baby C! Ambrosius and M! Ballister... When they arrived at the Institute/ion, they'd been on the street for some time. I imagine they were really behind the other kids on things like reading and basic arithmetic :( I mean for Ballister I think he'd be on par with them athletically but he can't have been attending proper school, and neither could Ambro :,,(

I am imagining little Ballister trying to hide the fact that he reads at a kindergarten level from his (only) friend, and little M!Ambro figuring it out and helping him with his homework, a favor the studious Ballister repaid when they were older,,

I am imagining little Ambrosius at the Institution sitting and holding books in front of himself, pretending to read but he can only look at the pictures, keeping his little head down in class, copying other kids' quizzes because he can only write his own name and nothing else. When Ballister arrives a year later, he convinces him to read him stories because "he does the voices better." This is how Ambrosius learns how to read

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edit: v2

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And yes OBVIOUSLY it has to be his STUPID boyfriend

I HATE EM

WHAT IS BALLISTER BOLDHEART STARING AT?!

Wrong answers only

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The bottom line of something I’m writing at the moment because I’m the funniest person alive

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GUYS.

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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

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kay shenanigans

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If you know what this is from without looking in tags, I love you so much

Anyway I got reminded of this movie recently cause it just feels like there’s not enough of praise and artwork for it. I think the lesson can be applied to a lot of what’s wrong with the current world. No one is a villain, we all belong to this earth. I hope people take that to heart cause that’s all I want my message to the world to be is: be kind to everyone, even if you disagree with them.

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OMG NO WAY I WILL CRY

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...phoenix, i don't think now is a good time, seeing as your boyfriend is currently FUCKING ATTACKING ME IN MY OWN APARTMENT

WHAT THE FUCK

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Ballister Boldheart in a nutshell

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Tasting a part of you