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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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obsessed with the idea of falling from grace in the pursuit of love. the transformative love of the monstrous. the discovery of love in vengeance. the horror that love can be when it means becoming someone else or someone you always were, how it can be a blessing but more likely a curse. the kind of love that walks the line between sacrilege and sanctification..

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Hands down the funniest thing I have ever heard at college was overhearing the following sentence at a conference:

“I asked him what his pronouns were and he said ‘uh, PhD.’”

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𝐓𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬: 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐑𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤

𝕄𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕕 𝕆𝕟𝕖: 𝕆𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕚𝕥.

Jᴏsɪᴇ: “You are nobles, please behave as such.”

Vᴀʀʀɪᴄ: “Oh well why didn’t you just say so? My dear Lady Champion shall we wander the gardens then?”

Mᴀʀɪᴀɴ: “I dare say that’s a capital idea Lord Tethras. By all means lead the way.”

Vᴀʀʀɪᴄ: “Then we best hurry, lest we mortally embarrass the Ambassador with any more of our antics.”

Jᴏsɪᴇ: “I physically cannot deal with you two today.”

𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙪𝙡𝙩: 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙍𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙞𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙮𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙢𝙪𝙢 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨.

𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚎: 𝙳𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎.

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Found this. Don’t know who it is. Or where it’s originally from. Someone please tell me.

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toph fucks around and makes pangea a thing again

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I have been awoken from mine slumber

by fireworks blasting in great number

I anger over these idiot's stunts

I shout! "IT'S STILL JUNE YOU C*NTS!"

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I made this!

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my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

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The funniest thing about LOTR is Aragorn constantly overstepping the Elves’ personal boundaries. They come from a race where touching your heart is one of the highest signs of affection and he’s over here pulling them into bear hugs and slapping shoulders like a brawny middle-aged dad

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Perfectly gay ❤️

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Sometimes you just need to stand on a rock and howl. 

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Four years in art college, and look at me go.

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difference between emperor penguin and king penguin is that a baby emperor penguin is a kind, gentle, benevolent creature, and a baby king penguin is the devil.

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KILOMÈTRES MORALES ASDGHASDJASJKDKJA