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(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

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sure man ill eat ur pussy (platonic) (nonsexual) (hubgry) (you will bleed out)

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so bECAUSE OF THE PILOT TRAILER I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "VIVZIEPOP HOMESTUCK ANIMATED SERIES PILOT TRAILER??!?" AND THEN HE STARTED SHOOTING ME BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

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Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

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Just bought a fallen empire off temu

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shakespeare was ahead of his time

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x

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Spreading my old man yaoi propaganda

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Glitching hurts! A lot! You can imagine what it felt like practicing his name for hours until he found a viable solution xx

I also imagine Tenna’s pretty good at sign language, because a TV needs to be a good interpreter to cater to all its viewers! Spamton, however, is not. He went out of his way to learn this.

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Adding Billford to my fic was a VERY bad idea, now I'm drawing shit like this:

If you can't read my handwriting, PLEASE tell me!

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fuck me did you know you have a little ghoulie in there

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alone in my apartment at last and able to drink milk out of the carton and eat whatever and do drugs and sleep with no pants on!! #yay . wait what’s that? .. oh it’s just my loneliness #myloneliness

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the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

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GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

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sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

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i need to show people my creatures and explain their lore