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scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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literally impossible to meet new people when youre disabled bc the "so what do you do for a living" is just inevitable when it comes to small talk and if you answer honestly theres an instant air of pity. "oh im sorry to hear that" and you can see in their eyes that you are no longer an equal to them.

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theyre making a new law that says your job has to pay you multiple times per alter who wants to get into a different expensive hobby

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Ok everyone let’s think beautiful thoughts about masculine women today.

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lost a bet so i owed oomf a swocket..

it was fun to draw tho teehee :3

+ CLOSE UP OF THE DRESS CUZ IM PROUD OF HOW IT CAME OUT

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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

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Dude come drink these vials I found at the bottom of the ocean with me

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wait no babe come back im sorry my pussy bit ur dick off it just got a little too excited

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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke

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I love that people are making such wholesome yuri of them but I think that they should fight to the death over the frustration of both of them having the other's ideal life. And then they should kiss!!!!

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i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

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I love texting someone on discord and seeing the gray activity notice turn green. Look at your phone boy

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The idea of a walking taco is so funny. You know what would make this handheld food easier to eat on the go? If you had to use a fork