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"2 cups steamed white mice" - recipes in scaly world
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"my uncle/granpa/dad was in the military and i-"
anyways here you go

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
#reaching out towards you with a wizened hand offering power unimaginable#(its a vial of estradiol valerate)
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Do you guys think Dess took her stash into the depths
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It's a simple fact of life that when you replay chapters 1 and 2 (and then 3 and 4 in like half a year), at least 1/3 of the songs will be associated to a ytpmv and you will have to try harder then you've ever tried to not hear the ytpmv version
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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Breaking my several year harry potter silence just to say that in the Apollo Justice Trilogy, they removed the harry potter reference they originally had in the game. Which means that if you still consume hp content and talk about it, you are doing worse than fucking capcom
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toby can my dad get ONE w. toby can he. can he get just one? plea
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Shout-out to the 0.5 seconds where Ralsei makes direct eye contact with you as if to ask "are you possessing Susie too??"
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i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good
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some pages from R.F. Fox’s classic children’s novel, Deltarune. I remember being so scared of Susie when I was little

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