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My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

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epic rap battles of mystery

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ohh new sorry songs are good as fuck though

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Like one of my favorite tweets ever

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ATTENTION MEN: it’s time to be bisexual

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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!

guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues

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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

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this username rules because its dog coded mike walters but also applicable to michael afton or any other mikes i so choose

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hghrgehfh i have a cold and feel gross but i have plans to see my dad today. sinister

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Insignificant Significance 

comic I made in 2021 for class about my fear of space 

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my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

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watch out lads i’m about to try to drrrraaaaaaaaaw somethin

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i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

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do your damn homework!!!!!

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Befriending an artist who you deeply admire probably never ceases entirely to feel totally bewildering and surreal.

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who am i really?

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The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime