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Shoutout to kinksters with chronic pain. Yall are loved and appreciated
Taking nudes isnโt easy on your joints. Being on your knees for a beautiful tranny is not easy bro, I see you<3
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the word puppycunt resonates with me a lot bc like yeah actually i do have a puppycunt!! use it!!!!! its meant to be used!!!!!! thats why its there in the first place duh!! im just a puppy who needs his cunt used!!!! please please please!!!!!!
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may i trace your stretchmarks with my claws gently
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put a collar on her. put a collar on her to make her feel safe. put a collar in her to claim her. put a collar on her to make her feel loved. put a collar on her so everyone else knows shes taken. put a collar on her to calm her down. put a collar on her to remind her who her owner is. put a collar on her.
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so many ways a character can be dog-coded. stray following someone home and begging for scraps. old and needs to be put out of its misery. attack dog. guard dog. lap dog. puppy that pees on the carpet from excitement. shelter dog just happy to finally have feet to curl up on. unsocialized that bites anyone trying to show kindness. silly goofy puddle monster. obedient until the leash comes off
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"Ohhhh but you can't actually hear a pop sound when the knot goes innnn"
Have you even considered I'm a silly bitch whose going to be making sound effects the whole time we fuck? Where's your fucking whimsy bitch
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pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up
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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
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I know I run a horny blog but damn do I crave genuine connection more than anything
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hey 19 year old, i know the attention feels good, but i promise the "dom" in their 30s in your dms does not have good intentions and you should probably block them
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It recently came to my attention that a lot of people, even those who frequently use condoms, don't know that you need to pinch the tip when you put one on or don't know why!
Leaving air in the tip will cause it to expand (and maybe break) when ejaculation happens. Also, air in the condom makes it more likely for the ejaculation to push the air down the condom and make it slip off.
Share to save someone from a condom breakage!
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God I canโt stop thinking about someone fucking me while I wear a shock collar, them calling me a bad dog pressing the remote when I try to get away or tell them itโs too much. them telling me how good it feels when I tighten up when the shock me, and how cute my little chokes and yelps are. Iโd go so fucking stupid from and the pain and pleasure
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shock collars are such a hot concept. u don't need to overpower me, u don't need to do any mind games, u just start reaching for the remote and any resistance i had is gone >_< no more bad thoughts, no more talking back, just ur sweet obedient puppy with a trembly voice and scared eyes :3 ready to agree to aaaaaaanything u want <33
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Iโm not just a good pair of tits. Iโm also incredibly annoying
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Using latex gloves to make you feel less than human, to deprive you of touch, it's not supposed to be fun for you and yet you're still so leaky
It's just an inspection, don't be a whore. You're making a mess and it's getting in the way of my experiments. Bad dog.
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