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Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

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Happy clump of garlic Tim Thursday

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" alright hold on. "

Tim stands up and follows her out, still holding Sugar Packet.

" wanna go down baby? wawawawawa :D "

"Hey Tim... Elias has asked be to quote "handle the dog situation. What did you do? 😒"

Barking is heard in the background as Tim grins embarrassingly.

" why do you think it’s me?! I- I— dog? Me? Psh! Never! I’m allergic!- "

He leans back for a moment and whispers to a box under his desk.

" shhhh little sugar packet, they’re gonna catch us.— "

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He laughs, still hugging and comforting the old dog.

" she won’t. I scheduled a vet visit tomorrow and a friend of mine is letting me use the stuff he had for his puppy. he’s like- really big now so he can’t fit the bed so little Sugar Packet here gets the pupper bed :D "

There aren’t any bags -besides unused doggy bags- under his desk.

"Hey Tim... Elias has asked be to quote "handle the dog situation. What did you do? 😒"

Barking is heard in the background as Tim grins embarrassingly.

" why do you think it’s me?! I- I— dog? Me? Psh! Never! I’m allergic!- "

He leans back for a moment and whispers to a box under his desk.

" shhhh little sugar packet, they’re gonna catch us.— "

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" …okay!- I’ll take her home and care for her like the baby she is!- "

He laughs nervously. Sugar Packet huffs at the affection. But not in a negative way. Almost like ‘thank you :)’

"Hey Tim... Elias has asked be to quote "handle the dog situation. What did you do? 😒"

Barking is heard in the background as Tim grins embarrassingly.

" why do you think it’s me?! I- I— dog? Me? Psh! Never! I’m allergic!- "

He leans back for a moment and whispers to a box under his desk.

" shhhh little sugar packet, they’re gonna catch us.— "

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" at a rescue shelter right before i clocked in! she looked so sad so i had to take her home. like— "

He moves back, lifting the box, and showing ‘Sugar Packet’. She’s a slightly old looking Beaschund with tired yet scared eyes and some patches of fur missing.

" look how baby she looks :( "

Sugar Packet whines. Tim pulls the dog close against his chest, gently petting her.

"Hey Tim... Elias has asked be to quote "handle the dog situation. What did you do? 😒"

Barking is heard in the background as Tim grins embarrassingly.

" why do you think it’s me?! I- I— dog? Me? Psh! Never! I’m allergic!- "

He leans back for a moment and whispers to a box under his desk.

" shhhh little sugar packet, they’re gonna catch us.— "

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" i… "

He pauses, shuddering at his name.

" First off, never call me that. It was weird and disgusting. Second, i take my baby out every two hours and let her go potty. Third and most importantly, im not getting rid of my baby Sugar Packet. "

"Hey Tim... Elias has asked be to quote "handle the dog situation. What did you do? 😒"

Barking is heard in the background as Tim grins embarrassingly.

" why do you think it’s me?! I- I— dog? Me? Psh! Never! I’m allergic!- "

He leans back for a moment and whispers to a box under his desk.

" shhhh little sugar packet, they’re gonna catch us.— "

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"Hey Tim... Elias has asked be to quote "handle the dog situation. What did you do? 😒"

Barking is heard in the background as Tim grins embarrassingly.

" why do you think it’s me?! I- I— dog? Me? Psh! Never! I’m allergic!- "

He leans back for a moment and whispers to a box under his desk.

" shhhh little sugar packet, they’re gonna catch us.— "

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Will pokes his head in from around the corner.

“Hey, Tim, want anything from the cafe? Me n’ Martin are making a quick run so we’re asking around.”

— @forallthoseweary

Tim looks up, a happy smile on his face.

" Oh! Uh, maybe a frapp for me? Idk, I don’t know what im in the mood for. Thank ya though, will :D "

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[1 NEW EMAIL]

To: E. Honeysett, Magnus Institute USA From: Timothy Stoker, Magnus Institute England

Subject: US

your country is weird. it’s big, it sucks, and hotdogs are bad

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Hello Mr. Stoker,

I’m sorry to hear you dislike our country. I can almost picture you going mad down the I-95. Could I interest you in properly American food instead of the (likely boiled) hotdog you tried? Southerners do it best, after all. I’ve heard my sweet tea is to die for.

— E. Honeysett, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, Washington, D.C.

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🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵 drink water. eat food. take care of yourself 🫵

*chugs water and inhales cake* done :D but this goes for everyone too. Take care of yourselves, you’re important!!

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Re: US

yeah, the seasons of heartburn. >:(

-Tim

[1 NEW EMAIL]

To: E. Honeysett, Magnus Institute USA From: Timothy Stoker, Magnus Institute England

Subject: US

your country is weird. it’s big, it sucks, and hotdogs are bad

@mvp-kayaker

Hello Mr. Stoker,

I’m sorry to hear you dislike our country. I can almost picture you going mad down the I-95. Could I interest you in properly American food instead of the (likely boiled) hotdog you tried? Southerners do it best, after all. I’ve heard my sweet tea is to die for.

— E. Honeysett, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, Washington, D.C.

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Re: US

no. i don’t want your grilled or deep fried stuff. they’re absolutely disgusting. question, does everyone in your country hate Jersey too?

-Tim

[1 NEW EMAIL]

To: E. Honeysett, Magnus Institute USA From: Timothy Stoker, Magnus Institute England

Subject: US

your country is weird. it’s big, it sucks, and hotdogs are bad

@mvp-kayaker

Hello Mr. Stoker,

I’m sorry to hear you dislike our country. I can almost picture you going mad down the I-95. Could I interest you in properly American food instead of the (likely boiled) hotdog you tried? Southerners do it best, after all. I’ve heard my sweet tea is to die for.

— E. Honeysett, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, Washington, D.C.

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amerikaya update

@jonathansims-answers boy is here. took something and now i feel a bit better. while we wait for our flighr, we at a water park :D

got another ass hotdog though. why do these suck 😔

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" I almost did. when I started working there I was SO CLOSE on wooing everyone but ‘nooo, tim you can’t be a whore! it’s against the policy!’ >:( "

I firmly believe that Magnus Institude had strict not dating policy and it was in place only cause Elias was worried that Tim would woo half of the institute if he was given green light

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Not a brave man, but at times a very stubborn one

(Limited color palette assignment for my oil painting class. I love college <3)

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tank u :>

[1 NEW EMAIL]

To; Jonathan Sims From; @mvp-kayaker Subject: help :(

boss. !siss. bossssss. help D: scki Nd wahhhhhhh . iweana home :( seilt in eye help

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Hello Tim,

What on earth.. are you on about? Why did you turn off autocorrect? And why on earth are you typing that way on a monday, to your boss.

Sober up a bit and get back to me hm?

Signed, J. Sims

The Archivist.

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