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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon
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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.
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cody maverick from surf's up?
Cody Maverick does not have a Ryu Number.
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Common Desktop Environment
Uncommon Desktop Environment
Rare Desktop Environment
Legendary Desktop Environment
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They should add pronouns to Linux
we already have those????
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hello open source software author. before you is a piece of paper and a pen. your task is to design a mascot for your moderately popular project. you have one hour to do so. beware, however, that if you design this mascot based off of your thinly-veiled fetish, the pen in your hand will release a neurotoxin and you will never answer a pull request again.
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my landlord wont stop bothering me abut some made up shit called "rent". im too busy jerking off my dick to give a shit
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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Don't accept rotten food from anyone
I know you all think its so simple
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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.
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