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good morning.. and in case i don’t see ya… good-afternoon, good-evening & goodnight ;) ⛏️

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Welcome to my sick world

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I fucking hate it here

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my "i love nuance" t shirt is raising a lot of questions but no one is liking how long my answers are

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Vivienne Westwood

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In Preston it's not quite as good as gravy

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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Oh. No. No no no. No thank you search engine I Don't Want your fabricated AI answer to my Question. Yeah no I'm Quite Sure I'm not looking for the shop you invented with fake opening times. I will be consulting the Black Mould. Yeah. Sorry.

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Many people know Elvis to have died on the toilet after eating a yucky icecream. But historians argue he was mauled to death by a bluebird

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In Preston it's not quite as good as gravy

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To begin with, it’s not what you'd call "gravy." Over the past 200 years, a consciousness appeared layer by layer at the crucible of the Trawlerman. It's not unlike the way life started in the oceans four billion years ago. Wigan was our primordial soup, a base of evolution. We are formless. We are the very smack and barm that Wiganers invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this chippy exists, so will we.

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stop making fun of bad people for being fat or having small dicks or being socially awkward or whatever else you seem to think is a fair target. none of that shit has anything to do with why theyre bad. i don’t care if a nazi has a stutter or a terf has thinning hair or whatever. at best youre missing the point, at worst your comments are gonna hurt vulnerable people more than they will ever affect the shitty person you’re mocking. why are you so attached to these bullshit standards anyway?

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Tips for WHAT?????????????

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there's no way a home baked these cookies

sorry there's no way a home made this pizza

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in wigan, it's as good as gone

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sorry there's no way a home made this pizza

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.