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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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Rainbowdash animorphing into a roach <3

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Please marry me torturer eel

regretfully i can not .. my heart belongs to Another .....

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im kind of obsessed with this graphic.

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it's 2027. trans kids rule the streets. after all 51 states banned gender affirming hrt, teens began selling hormones in alleyways. they call them "euphorias". the older ones may still refer to them as fem'n'm's, a play on the name of a candy that recently stopped production after Samsung bought out the parent company. some of these dealer kids like to put signature "kicks" into their medicine, with strains of weed or Meta® Fluid™ as an added bonus. Suicide rates have plummeted to zero percent amongst trans youth after kids realized dealing drugs is cool as hell and worth living for

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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

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The ableist ass job requirements for the average office jobs are like “you have to be able to lift 15+ pounds and be able to stand, sit for extended periods of time, kneel, hear, reach, speak and see” and the requirements for the presidency are like “can you form a sentence and speak 5 coherent words consecutively? no? how about 4? 4 is okay.”

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cute girls will literally make you say stuff like 'kissing you wifestyle' and i'm not sure what to do about that

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tmi stands for tell me immediately

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I am so hungry I could eat my past selves

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