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Here’s the full version inspired by Yuri Klapouh’s “Lilith and Eve”. Happy Lesbian Visibility Week!!

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Random Prompt #142

"I should text him."

"You absolutely, under no circumstances, should text him."

"I'm gonna text him."

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Wheee

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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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Gov, after New York said something completely out of pocket: I sometimes wonder what goes on in your head. It keeps me up at night.

New York: I don’t like that you think about that.

(pause)

New York, again: I don’t like that you think about me.

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(1950’s)

Massachusetts: No, York, you can’t do that, fucking dumbass

New York, really quickly: onlyredbloodedcommunistssaywhat

Massachusetts, puzzled: what?

New York: HE’S A COMMUNIST!! HIM!

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Random Person: I can show you a magic trick!

Massachusetts: Really? Show me.

Random Person: Is this your card?

Massachusetts, horrified and frantically pointing at the person: WITCH!! WITCH!

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Young New Jersey: Well, York’s got a bad case of “stupid disease” that unfortunately gets worse as the days go on.

Pennsylvania, almost losing it: What?

Young New York: Stop telling everyone I’m stupid! I am not stupid-

Young New York: OHMYGODAKITTY!!

Young New Jersey, overdramatic : What did I say? It’s so hard to see such a young child suffer.

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Gov: Tell me truthfully, how old do I look?

California, a people pleaser: You look not a day older than 24!

Texas, an honest soul: Around 32-ish?

Florida, the one who’s whole purpose is to flex his age: You look like you’re 10 to me.

Louisiana, who is too drunk to say anything relatively normal: Uh.. 53! Yeah!

New York, too tired to care: You look fine. Can we get back to the meeting now?

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New York, boasting about his height: You wouldn’t believe what it’s like to live with these short fuckers.

New York: I mean just look at them!

New York: It’s like im Snow White with the.. *counting* 9, sometimes 10, little dwarves. And they’re all the grumpy one!

New York, arguing: You about the same size of one of “Santa’s Little Helper” yet you don’t even help the fatass!

New York, still: You fucking elves. Go make toys or something.

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credits: me!!

I’ve been thinking abt these for a while

sorry they’re very NY-centric 😿

oh yeah I’m alive btw

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i miss the fandom thing where people made up creative shipnames for stuff. like..

instead of flocali you could call it golden sun or something. because sunshine state + golden state.

floui? orange daiquiri. Florida's known for its oranges/citrus and louisiana for daiquiris.

flogov? business casual. gov is the business, florida is the casual.

im just spitballing here. what do you guys think? i wanna hear your ideas :p

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fighting for my LIFE with this sketch. tumblr you get a glimpse in case i never finish. bc i kinda like this crop

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Sad boi Odysseus

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little cali doodle for the heart <333

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York in my jacket…

This was sorta rushed-- but art is art so here ya go my love :3

Remember to feel free to send art asks guys!! <3

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*Florida crawling out the window of the train*

Gov: What are you doing?

Florida: I wanna ride it.

Gov: You're already riding it.

Florida: I can't pass up this opportunity.

Gov: You could pass it up and just stay inside.

Florida: *thinks* Yeah but I don't want to. *crawls out the window*

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this post is going to stay up forever, but I'm going to reblog this post with a picture of a funny cat I drew wearing big boots. the reblog that has the cat in it will only be available for 5 minutes so good luck if you manage to see or find that version.

I'll add the cat to this post about a minute after posting this. I need to add an image description so it'll take a sec

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Y'know those AUs where the show is an in universe show and the characters are just being played by actors who often act very different

I want that for wttt

Govs actor is a total goofball

Same is true with Florida's actor but he's much much more chill and mature

California's actor can see perfectly fine without glasses, he dresses much more professionally, i imagine he doesn't like the beanie

Texas's actor is a total sweetheart i imagine he has a lovely dad and bases his character voice off his dad, he also messes around with the guns off camera with the other actors (guns are props)

Loui's actor has a much less colorful style, he has a wife and kids

I don't know, the ideas are half baked so they're subject to change, if you have any ideas please suggest them to me

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For anyone who makes Gravity Falls fanart, having this is absolutely AMAZING!

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non glasses wearers dont understand the reality that my glasses could have a two inch film of dirt and smudges and stains on them and i still wouldnt notice