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WAIT OMG I ONLY JUST UNDERSTOOD THE CHICKEN JOKE

The chicken joke

The why'd the chicken cross the road joke

To get to the other side

They meant. Chicken. Gon. Die. The other side as in heaven.

Holy shit I spent TEN LONG YEARS. Wondering. My dumbass thought of only the literal meaning of getting to the other side of the road. I was always so confused about that joke omg the clarity. I love it when this happens.

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A sign every artist and crafter should have on their site and window.

When I get my site up and running I’m putting this on the Commission/Payment page.

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Some art of Echidna catching a Basking Shark with her teeth. While the infamous Mother of Monsters is a confirmed maneater, but considering her mother is an Oceanid, & her grandfather is Poseidon she'd be fond of fish & seafood too.

Who do u think taught @pink-noah Scylla to fish? Her mama ofcourse.

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Leto and her children, Apollo and Artemis

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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we need to legalise learning for adults

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Hello, I am Dr. Naseef Mahmoud, born in Gaza. I work as a pharmacist and own Sama Pharm Pharmacy.

My life was beautiful, me and my family, and the pharmacy was a source of livelihood for me and my family, and we lived in safety and security, but after the fierce war on Gaza, my pharmacy was completely destroyed, and my source of livelihood and that of my family was cut off.

I will attach to you pictures of the pharmacy before and after the destruction, and after the pharmacy became a tent that does not protect from the cold or the heat.

I hope that our generous community will support me to rebuild the pharmacy so that my source of income can return and I can provide medicine and medical services to people.

Every donation, no matter how small, will make a tangible difference by helping us build our pharmacy, to provide health care to patients in light of the difficult circums

I have complete confidence in you and your humanity, and thank you for your kindness, support, and compassion.

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Source

“Rent prices have exceeded income gains by 325 percent”

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happy autism acceptance month. this month, regardless if you're abled or disabled, allistic or autistic, try to consider if you really do accept people with autism. all aspects of autism. people who:

without volume control

talk to themselves or make sounds (seemingly) at random

have huge screaming meltdowns

stim any way, including smearing body fluids

only talk about one subject and will never "move on"

stare inappropriately

struggle with personal hygiene

are unemployed

who left education early ("dropped out")

has a carer and will always need one

don't use mouth words to communicate

have comorbid intellectual disability and don't want to separate that from their autism

autism acceptance month can't truly be about acceptance if we don't broaden our understanding of autism and confront our internal biases. these things listen above are normal parts of autism. sometimes very common. there's stigma around them, but that's stigma we can actively fight.

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samah @ammar-family24 has been working hard to pay off all the money needed for a medical tent for ammar

this is a repost of my previous post because having photos of ammar made tumblr immediately flag it as mature content

it costs $5200 total - we were able to pay off the initial $3000 deposit, but not the $2200 afterwards

she was able to negotiate with the merchant into paying in installments - however, instead of $500 installments, he has demanded $800 installments, as well as we pay him the first installment immediately, which we have managed to do with help from a generous friend

with commission fees now 25%, this means we need $1000 every week 3 times - this is $1050 after ko-fi's fees as well

then we will need one last installment of $200 turned $500, which with commission fees will be $670 and then with ko-fi's fee of $34 will be $704

we tried to negotiate the installments to be every week, but he has demanded we pay him every five days

the doctor had advised that ammar needs special care even outside of the hospital to make sure he is in stable condition ammar has severely deteriorated from his heart condition not being seen to as well as conditions in gaza

this is why he also badly needs a medical tent, which will shelter him from the outside as it has a floor of its own and sturdier walls than most tents

samah’s original campaign and account are shared by 90-ghost, but it was shut down as her organiser’s bank account was deactivated

proof samah asked me to use my paypal / ko-fi account here

$15 / $1050

we also still need ammar's weekly medication, which helps to keep his condition stable and is required to maintain his health. even one day delay makes him incredibly ill

this costs $500, but unfortunately there are the 25% fees - in addition, the pharmacist has now requested she pay half her money in physical cash, so now 35% fees will need to be additionally added on to half of this amount

half of $500 is $250 - 35% fees makes it $588. 25% fees then make it $783. with ko-fi's 5% fees, this means we need to raise $822 for it

proof samah has agreed with using my friend's ko-fi here

$0 / $822

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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Gah, Doing Stuff does NOT need to be this much of a fucking struggle

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Please, don’t let our fathers be crushed in death lines. Don’t let us grow up among the ruins of life. 🙏❤️‍🩹

I’m Zeina, and today I turn twelve years old. I was supposed to celebrate like I used to in past years…

My 12th Birthday… No Cake, No Gifts, No Laughter

My dad would always prepare little surprises for me—delicious cake, a gift, maybe a new toy.I was the spoiled child of the house, and my joy meant the world to my family.

But this year is different.

This year, there’s No celebration. No cake, No gift, not even a candle to blow out. This year, there is war… famine… and fear that steals sleep from our eyes. I’m not crying over a cake or a toy—I'm crying over something much more important… "My father".

The man who always held me tightly is now at risk just by stepping outside to get us food. We fear he won’t return—only a body wrapped in a shroud.

We will not allow him to walk into death traps. We love him, and we want him to stay alive. We simply cannot bear to lose more.

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happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!

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I hate how often some (typically abled) people will go “well, if you can’t [get a specific support], then what?” when it comes to disabilities. As if it’s a “gotcha” moment. And then act like you’re exaggerating when you answer that question honestly.

Disabled people often die from a lack of support. A lot of disability aids are not a luxury, but a basic need in order to live.

“Well what happens if—” people die. People hurt themselves. People hurt others. Disabled people don’t magically become abled if our needs aren’t met.

If a bedbound quadriplegic is caught in a housefire, and there’s nobody there to save them, they’ll probably die. They won’t magically become able-bodied out of sheer will.

If a nonspeaking/nonverbal autistic is denied access to alternative methods of communication, they’ll suffer in silence. They won’t spontaneously become capable of speech.

Disabled people are disabled all the time. Our disabilities don’t go away just because they’re inconvenient, or if we’re in danger.