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We Briefly Interrupt This Program To Bring You A Good Boy

You May Now Continue Scrolling Down Your Dash

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Heartwarming Meme

Try to make my muse happy in a single sentence.

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Send 💬 and my muse will say what they really think about yours.

No holding back!

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Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

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a wink for nostalgic for those people who saw tom and jerry and for those who saw it by chance. …. We will never see these scenes in the same way, help

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the scar on her arm

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Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse

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Intimidation Meme

Sometimes it’s difficult for people to seek contact with each other because they can feel intimidated by others. Using this meme, you can send the symbols to my askbox that represent to you how intimidating I am to you. This way, it could be more clear to both sides how things are based on these feelings.

😗 - YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING. 😀 - I’m not afraid of reaching out to you. 😃 - To me, you are easy to approach. 😊 - I think you are a really friendly person. 😶 - I’m not sure if I can reach out to you. 😐 - You seem a little distant from others. 😓 - I feel like you would not really like me. 😲 - I’m afraid of reaching out to you. 😟 - I wish I had the courage to start talking to you. 😥 - I am very intimidated by you. I wish it wasn’t that way, because you seem cool. 😫 - I admire you from the sidelines because you seem cool and I’m just a dork. 😧 - Senpai, notice me???? 😦 - I feel really insecure when I want to reach out to you. 😨 - You intimidate me….a whole damn lot. 😭 - I wish I could be your friend but to me, you are so hard to reach out to. 😱 - I am so incredibly intimidated by you, it even makes me a little anxious sometimes. 💀 - OH MY GOD DON’T EAT ME PLEASE

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Dramatic size differences in ships

Reblog if u agree

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   I’d rather

          be hated for

      who I am

                 than

       loved for

     who I am

     not.

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🗞

Don’t Smack The Mermaid | Accepting !!

               “ Excuse me? ”

     She didn’t seem all that amused with being smacked with a rolled up magazine. No matter how ineffectual it was and how much she didn’t feel it. It didn’t hurt her, it couldn’t hurt her, but it certainly was irritating knowing that King Dice of all people thought it was a good idea to smack her with a magazine. It was so demeaning. 

               “ Don’t you have a couple of cups to go smack around? Go pick on someone your own size! ”

@crookeddice

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Send 🗞  to hit my muse with a rolled up magazine

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“Shellfie!”

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Make my muse blush in five words or less!

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coffee and card tricks

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“ Gee, if these dice take over maybe I don’t have to repay my debt~ ”

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Captain Brineybeard: That’s it? That's “High Sea Hi-Jinx”? That was just a cheap airplane battle! Brineybeard’s Ship: What a rip. Captain Brineybeard: GRRRRR–CALA MARIA BETRAYED US!  [tears a bunch of Cala Maria posters off the ship’s wall]  I’m sorry I ever started this stupid fan club in the first place!  [enters his Cala Maria merchandise filled room and starts throwing things everywhere]  I’m gonna get rid of all my Cala Maria stuff! All of it! All of it!  [rips his Cala Maria boxers out of his pants]  All of it! I’m gonna run away, that’s what I’ll do! Run away! [runs down the pier crying] (source: Spongebob Squarepants)