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Behold! The oak upon which I groweth mine Bugges; lo, it is fruitful.
(young oak treehoppers, of course 💚)
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here’s a link to operation olive branch, which provides aid to gazans who critically need to evacuate:
you can choose a family you want to send aid to, and click the link to send money. the spreadsheet also has bar graphs showing how much money each family is getting.
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theyre talking abt meiko
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mxescargot · 1 hour
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Thinking about committing crimes rn. Felonies ftw (just try not to get caught)
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mxescargot · 1 hour
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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store
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mxescargot · 1 hour
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you’re outside, the moon has just fully eclipsed the sun, and you hear me yell in anguish. you look over and watch, horrified, as the sleeves on my “sun’s out, guns out” shirt start to rematerialize
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mxescargot · 5 hours
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hazbin hotel got my ass btw. im drawing the peixes girls as hh characters. im gonna be publicly executed if i post that
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mxescargot · 15 hours
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flat colour ms paint doodles because i am jealous of the artists who make really cool shit in ms paint and i wanna learn
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mxescargot · 15 hours
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(guy who likes drawing birds and wings and feathers voice) i like him a lot
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mxescargot · 15 hours
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mxescargot · 15 hours
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Crane fly is an animal whose body does not feel shaped to fit comfortably in most normal places but they still manage to put it, just barely enough, wherever they find themselves.
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mxescargot · 16 hours
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someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live
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mxescargot · 16 hours
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someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live
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mxescargot · 16 hours
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If somebody broke into my home, stabbed me and was actively trying to murder me, I wouldn’t ask them politely to stop. I would claw and kick and bite and scream, anything in my power to get them to stop, to get them away from me. I would have no qualms about harming them and nobody would expect me to
So no, I do not think that Palestinians should lie down like good, obedient, sacrificial lambs and ask Israel if they could please stop slaughtering them, they have spent 75 YEARS like this, and Israel has never stopped attacking and slaughtering them even ONCE.
It is not the responsibility of the oppressed to cater to their oppressor. You can not reason with somebody who has made it clear they view you as sub-human and want nothing more than to slaughter you and all your people.
And you can genuinely go fuck yourself with your ignorant, privileged, white-supremacist bullshit
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mxescargot · 16 hours
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yusuf needs urgent medical care, please share and donate!!
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mxescargot · 16 hours
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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
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