Cerberus doxxing Liara after me2 is so fucking funny to me. Like imagine you're a covert agent in the most secretive and powerful spy ring in the galaxy and learning that your boss is a teenage exchange student whose best friend is a federal agent turned conspiracy theorist prepper.
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Me: "Mass Effect is my favorite video game!!!"
Also me: "I hate Mass Effect so much!!! Fuck every ending just let me save the whole galaxy and marry my wife, Dr. Liara T'soni!"
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Mass Effect III Legendary Edition | ▶ dev. Bioware
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Mass Effect III Legendary Edition | ▶ dev. Bioware
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is there anyone out there who still posts mass effect
pls reblog if you do i need it on my dash
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Thaletas *to Kassandra*: did you sleep with Kyra!?!?!?
Kassandra:
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Buff women yesterday, buff women today, and buff women tomorrow!
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"i play assassins creed odyssey for the plot!"
the plot:
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How do y’all think Bayek would react to this?
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How I think Assassin’s Creed Characters would react to fanfics of them on AO3: a thread
Starting with our boy Ezio
Sweet bby boi Connor Kenway (let’s be honest that boy would take one look at a smut fic of him and would have to go to counseling)
Altaïr my beloved
Eddie Boy Kenway (he’s probably written most of them himself tbh)
Desmond Miles (he deserved BETTER)
Bayek of Siwa (the dude is happily married to the best woman ever and does not have time for these horny shenanigans)
Arno Dorian my love
Shay Cormac (I love him so much it’s physically impossible for me to explain)
Adding in Haytham because why the heck not
Kassandra my queen
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