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"don't worry about it" ok but I will

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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

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taco bell came back with the cheez it crunchwrap and said you know what...stick 2 (two) of them in there this time to make it crunchier...and they were damn right to do that

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i'm not asking too much, i just want someone to be obsessed with me for life

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bitches will see the word garlic and hit reblog

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he was bugging me while i was making breakfast so i blasted him with eldritch lightning

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im not gay but 20 blueberries is 20 blueberries

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You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

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Updated my zelda Minish cap cart.

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CASTLEVANIA: NOCTURNE - season 2

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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every time i have a cold i am reminded of the fact that i always take breathing easily through my nose for granted when i'm healthy lmao please if you are able to right now take a big deep breath in and out through your nose. for me.

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stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

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