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Tachyon and Manhattan in a Spy vs Spy Looney Toons war to put Dubious Horsefem Meds(tm) into their trainer's coffee, and to prevent that, respectively.

It's not that Manhattan has anything against what Tachyon wants to do, in principle, it's just that she won't tolerate coffee being the means. Likewise, Tachyon knows she could do this easily in literally any other way, but she sees this as a necessary challenge to break past the limits of umamusumedom.

Trainer does Not know this is going on Phineas and Ferb style.

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some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao

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i wanted to try putting more of chimera falins design in that new falin dress figure-- ig having a dress with that much underboob wasnt classy enough for what they were going for LMAO

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There is literally no circumstance where I support age verification to access a website. As I've said before I'm very much the "there's nuance here" person on almost everything but on this issue there's no nuance for me, it's awful and horrible in and of itself and it also sets an awful and horrible precedent

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why does the usa have a city called corpus christi chuuni ass name you are not the body of christ you are a series of interconnected parking lots

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i hear a lot of liberals and conservatives pushing this narrative that isreal is controlling the us and that america would be better if it werent being controlled by israel. this is a stupid take that can be traced back to nazi ideas of jews controlling the world.

israel is an american settler colony. it acts in the interests of the united states. america is evil, and by extension so is israel. not the other way around.

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Pondskaters make light work of a honeybee unfortunate enough to fall into the water.

Walter Sisulu Botanical Gardens, Johannesburg

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I don't think people in apartments or other shared living buildings (duplexes, dorms, rented rooms, etc) should be throwing parties or vacuuming or blasting music in the middle of the night, but I think a lot of complaints from people in apartments are so mean-spirited and completely in denial of what it means to live an apartment building. Your upstairs neighbors have lives and kids and friends and bodies. They are going to make noise and you've just gotta expect that.

(Also, as a heavy walker, not all of us can control how loudly we step. Some of us have disabilities that affect our gait and some people are just bigger and naturally have louder steps. That's life.)

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I actually think it's so funny that the way a hormonal IUD works is that it just lies to your uterus and fools it into believing it's pregnant. but instead of a fetus there's just a little plastic doodad in there. I'm pregnant and it's The Contraption.

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My headcanon after season 2 is that neither of them can run like they used to anymore because of their conditions, so they find other ways to be competitive, like teasing each other about who fell in love first/who fell harder

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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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my drowrings...

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one of the best things about uma musume is how all of the horses are kinda weird or dumb in an endearing way. like even the most determined and serious horse will eventually be found somewhere on campus staring at the vending machine looking confused and when you talk to her she'll say "where do these drinks come from? there's no clear sign of entry... could it be divine providence?" or have a training event where she says something like "how do hot dogs survive in the wild with no limbs or eyes? the urge to survive must be strong... i want to get stronger too, like the hot dog." (strength went up!)