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you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

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genuinely about to cry at the word for france in te reo māori. so like. almost every country name is just the english name but altered to only have letters that exist in te reo (so like canada = kānata, norway = nōwei etc) except france that is literally just fucking. wīwī. as in ouioui. imgoing to fucking die

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Sopping Fucking Wet

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Huaisang+Meng Yao shared hair piece feelings are all well and good, but can we talk about how Huaisang copies Meng Yao (not Jin Guangyao, mostly) in fashion? For a supposedly fashionable character he shows his influences very easily. 

Lots of photos and costume thoughts below.

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THIRTY DAYS OF JIANG YANLI — day seventeen: episode thirty

[id: two gifs of jiang yanli from the thirtieth episode of ‘the untamed’. she is wearing her bridal robes and spinning slowly with her arms out wide to show it off. the gifs are primarily red (her robes), yellow, and blue.

the caption reads:

THIRTY DAYS OF JIANG YANLI — day seventeen: episode thirty

/end id]

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jiang yanli + 蓮花塢, lotus pier

for yanli’s birthday!!

[id: five gifs of jiang yanli from the untamed at lotus pier. she is wearing pink and purple hanfu robes in the first and fourth gifs and light aqua green robes in the second, third, and fifth. they are as follows: yanli doing calligraphy as she turns to the side and the camera pans up to her face. yanli standing next to jiang cheng as she turns to look at him and the jiang disciples practice in the background. yanli smiling and speaking to wei wuxian with an endeared expression on her face. yanli, wuxian, and several jiang disciples walking into lotus pier holding baskets of lotus root. yanli putting her hands in her lap and speaking as the camera pans up to her face. the colored caption reads: jiang yanli + lotus pier /end id]

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The Untamed 陈情令 Prop Stills

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what ARE ur top 10 hua cheng batshit moments then

thank you so much for asking me this i'm gonna assume that by the time i've posted this it's gonna be awhile since u sent it because i really want to think about it. this also isn't necessarily in order of my favorite to least favorite this is just sort of how they appeared in my brain as i was thinking about it

when he said "if you're so concerned with who's dead, i suggest you go kill yourself" to pei ming when he asked how the coffin worked without a corpse

proposing to xie lian and then telling him it was a joke like 10 seconds later

MONEY OVER LIFE, GAINS OVER SHAME, HAHAHAHA

every single time he turns someone into a daruma doll

when he turned blood rain into flower petals at the last minute but only for xie lian (still letting pei ming getting drenched in blood/leaving him there hanging in a net so he could focus on flirting with xie lian)

when he was casually waterboarding qi rong while having a conversation with xie lian

just. the gambler's den scene.

GIVING XIE LIAN THE NECKLACE WITH HIS ASHES ON IT AND NOT TELLING HIM AND SAYING IT WAS NOTHING IMPORTANT, JUST SOMETHING TO KEEP FOR FUN

"i don't know if you all missed me, but i haven't thought about any of you at all."

when qi rong called hualian bloodline-ending impotent cowards and said they could never have kids, and hua cheng just turned to xie lian and shrugged and was like "you never know"

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damn imagine being wen ruohan, and you find little street kid wei wuxian before the jiangs do. so you’ve taken in the future founder of demonic cultivation, and you’re all set to make him obey your every evil command! and then suddenly some guy called lan wangji comes in and convinces him he’s capable of good and worthy of saving or whatever??? what a mess

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Can we bully the staff so they can get rid of that damn camera page I’m so sick of it

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Today I experienced the whole spectrum of human emotion

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“Unfortunately, Jiang Cheng had no love in him at all.”

bonus:

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SangCheng week 

DAY 4 - Accidental baby acquisition!

Nie Huaisang somehow learns of Jin Guangyao’s plan of killing his son for political gain and to hide his shameful marriage to his sister. So Nie Huaisang decides to steal and save Jin Rusong. The only problem is that he knows nothing about babies. So Jin Rusong is inconsolable and Nie Huaisang tries everything: feeding him, changing him, offering toys… but he is out of his depth and starts crying too. Luckily (?) for him he is discovered by Jiang Cheng who helps Rusong to finally stop crying and go to sleep by humming a sweet lullaby. After that Nie Huaisang and him have a long conversation about why he has Jin Guangyao’s missing son with him and Huaisang tells him about Nie Mingjue’s murder and how he heard Jin Guangyaos plan to kill his own son.

Jiang Cheng agrees to help him bring Jin Guanyao down, but they need a plan. In the meantime they will have to hide Rusong and make sure no one finds out. They both get very attached to little Rusong but find some humble Nie family that can take care of him for the time being.  The only problem is that they’ve both also started developing feelings for each other.  OH WELL. They can secretly co-parent a stolen baby without things getting out of hand can’t they?

I have no fic of mine to go with this prompt but turns out that the lovely Tabby has written one and you should all go to read it immediately because is the SWEETEST THING.

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wanted to learn how to get character voices right. decided to start with a nice easy side character. rewatched jzx’s early scenes to make notes. xuanxian brainrot again

[mxyuz]

i will shut up about this i swear but honestly they had it coming. predators shouldnt be able to feel safe anywhere and im honestly in shock seeing how many bitches are defending them on that blue bird hell app i hsufhffjfvj.

more predators in the mdzs should be harassed i think

[mxyuz]

Ok so you take the character that is canonically described as extremely, deathly pale and darken his skin as part of giving him demonic features like horns and shit so that you can contrast his big, hulking, dark skinned demonic looking body with another character who is much smaller, essentially naked, and lily white. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Can the tgcf fandom PLEASE finally acknowledge that star/ember's art is incredibly fetishistic and stop praising it all the time? This is SUCH an issue.