my-bones-are-squishy
my-bones-are-squishy
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my-bones-are-squishy · 2 days ago
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my-bones-are-squishy · 8 days ago
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little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.
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my-bones-are-squishy · 8 days ago
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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my-bones-are-squishy · 8 days ago
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my-bones-are-squishy · 8 days ago
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has the spirit of the Trader Joe taken the people i follow
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my-bones-are-squishy · 8 days ago
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I look at the pfps of people liking a drawing of mine and im like oh??
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Woah, cute emo guy!! I wanna draw it~ So I did
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Well turns out it was a griller
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If I was in the jungle i would have died. badly.
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my-bones-are-squishy · 8 days ago
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my-bones-are-squishy · 8 days ago
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God put me on this earth to not date anybody
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my-bones-are-squishy · 8 days ago
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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
Bitching and moaning
Hater-ology
Doing a goofy little bit about it
Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
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my-bones-are-squishy · 8 days ago
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please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day
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my-bones-are-squishy · 8 days ago
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my-bones-are-squishy · 8 days ago
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my-bones-are-squishy · 14 days ago
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This was my barbenheimer
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my-bones-are-squishy · 14 days ago
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thinking about creatures.
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my-bones-are-squishy · 14 days ago
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my-bones-are-squishy · 15 days ago
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he was like the cutest thing ever bruv🥰
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my-bones-are-squishy · 15 days ago
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I'M LEAVING
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