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little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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has the spirit of the Trader Joe taken the people i follow
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I look at the pfps of people liking a drawing of mine and im like oh??
Woah, cute emo guy!! I wanna draw it~ So I did
Well turns out it was a griller

If I was in the jungle i would have died. badly.
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God put me on this earth to not date anybody
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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
Bitching and moaning
Hater-ology
Doing a goofy little bit about it
Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
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please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day
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he was like the cutest thing ever bruv🥰
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