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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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the 🙃 emoji did so much for girls who are currently in the process of snapping
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‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb
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happy 100th birthday to the humble caesar salad
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if dionne warwick ❓’d at me i’d kms
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old people when their phone is ringing loud as fuck in public
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Damn I gotta catch up with the three weed smoking girlfriends comic
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just another alive girl carving a life out of my place here on planet earth
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