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i learned female vampire bats will share regurgitated blood with their friends if they find out they missed a meal (x)

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My joints as I stand up after having been sitting for awhile:

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hey what if we didn’t combine dozens of unrelated political positions into two color-coded options

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so my english teacher put up new posters in her class and

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Call an ambulance…

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Princess Diana, John Mulaney is coming. Oh my god she has airpods in. She cant hear us. Oh my god

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due to personal reasons I’m suing the entire human race

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Are you bored and scrolling through your Tumblr feed right now? You should try reading a book instead. We promise it is more fun. 

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hey mom

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my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while

me:

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why do parents insult their own kids in front of their friends like wtf you demons lmao