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my-dialect · 1 day ago
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when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?
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my-dialect · 1 day ago
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*latches onto you with a perfectly timed grappling hook shot as you zip past*
Mind if I hitch a ride?
Uhhhh I guess not?
*flies past with an anon now trailing behind me*
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my-dialect · 1 day ago
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OscarPiastri: Pedals of a different kind today
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my-dialect · 2 days ago
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Every time I see a picture of Nico Rosberg and Jenson Button getting annoyed with Danica Patrick I laugh because those are the faces of men questioning every choice that lead them to this moment and finding their decision making skills frustratingly lacking
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my-dialect · 2 days ago
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���coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.
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my-dialect · 2 days ago
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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
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my-dialect · 2 days ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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my-dialect · 2 days ago
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my-dialect · 2 days ago
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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)
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my-dialect · 3 days ago
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This blog is one several-year-long conversation with myself and you are all just along for the ride
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my-dialect · 3 days ago
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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...
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my-dialect · 3 days ago
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I believe Franco Colapinto's main issue in his latest endeavor is that he is not nearly blonde enough. Has anyone suggested he dye his hair and adopt a German accent?
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my-dialect · 3 days ago
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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother
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my-dialect · 3 days ago
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“oscar signing his mclaren contract in the backseat of a car in a gas station parking lot” son or “nico rosberg signing a contract in flavio briatore’s bedroom” daughter
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