my-earbuds-r-in

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i think a medium sized banana at my exact ideal ripeness would fix me right now

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life changing experience: girl listens to song she hasn't heard in years. it brings back all the emotions she felt back then.

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your honor my client should be at the club

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the world is so so mean to sleepy girls. What do u mean i have to get out of my bed

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still the funniest plot point in all of pmmm that Homura Akemi is a 14 year old magical girl who realized that her sparkly transformation sequence did not come with a cutesy custom weapon like everyone else's so she just went online and googled "how to build a bomb"

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Getting obsessed with a new fictional freak like "I'm diversifying my Blorbfolio"

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you brought me your bullets but you eated them???? that doesn't seem very healthy, are you okay????? should someone get you to the doctor? should someone get you to the church?

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cannot stop saying "dude im always saying this" after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence

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shirt that says "i'm not high i just love saying insane sentences that don't make sense"

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Ughhhh who has disturbed by Strawberry Slumber?

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The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

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girls i don't know how many "ill figure it out"s ive got left

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The fucking job market is abysmal

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Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

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"i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug

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How's life

i try not to think about it