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It’s that time of the year again

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BEES ARE THE ULTIMATE QUEENS OF THE COMBACK 🐝🐝🐝🐝

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I appreciate the metric system for functionality’s sake but it just doesn’t flow as romantically when used in narrative

“he ran kilometer after kilometer, until the sun dipped into the horizon”

“his father was the meterstick against which he measured his worth”

“her heart beat faster with every 25 millimeters he approached”

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english teacher: why is there so much conflict throughout history?

me:

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you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking vocal equivalent of photoshop. the fact that they use the part of the video where he’s just weirdly staring at the camera. the fact that the music keeps playing with no vocals. it’s fuckin darksided y’all

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do you ever look at yourself on a slob day without makeup or your hair done and realise. if I lived during the medieval period i would not have gotten a significant other with this face. no one would fight for my hand or honour. the only thing that would take me is the plague

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TAYLOR SWIFT JUST REPLACED TAYLOR SWIFT ON ITUNES !!!!!!!!!!!!

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probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet

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people get all riled up about girls wearing short shorts and skimpy clothes and act like it’s a generational thing, but like according to plutarch, 2100 years ago mark antony- famous politician and party bro- was notorious for wearing really short tunics whenever he was going to be seen by a bunch of people so that he could show off his sexy, muscular legs, so either we need to stop this misogynistic nonsense about how women dress or we need to start slutshaming mark antony too

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honey

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okay but can we talk about how she not only took herself out of the narrative, she completely erased herself from it, reinvented, and is now fully controlling her own damn narrative on her own terms wow i would lay my life down for this woman

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red / 1989 / reputation

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fun story I first became obsessed with the harry potter series and hermione in particular in yr 3 of primary school and I decided I wanted to be like hermione in every way so I started reading *lots* and working super hard in school, got a reputation for bookishness and being the smart kid that I kept up into high school and lol here I am graduating in a few weeks from Cambridge all bc I adored this clever bookworm in a children’s book series and absorbed her into my personality as a child like ???

basically long story short female role models in kids media are EVERYTHING

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Could you do a house stereotype Vs what the houses are really like? Thanks

Gryffindor Stereotype: 

Actual Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff Stereotype:

Actual Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw Stereotype:

Actual Ravenclaw:

Slytherin Stereotype:

Actual Slytherin;

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