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one of my favorite running gags in mtmte/ll

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Transformers as some random things I've said(💬)/done(🗯)/seen(🗨) because yes

Starscream: I'm literally vibrating with the need to kill. (💬)

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Optimus: I'm taking a damn snow day leave me alone please. (💬)

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Bumblebee: I don't wanna go to school. Frag school it can go fragging disappear. (💬)

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Blitzwing: Do you all just randomly laugh for no apparent reason? No? Just me? Okay. (💬)

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Ratchet on SynthEn: Do y'all just kinda go *flops* mm? (🗯)

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Soundwave to Airachnid: ~I silently question your right to be alive~

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Cliffjumper: I deserve a treat for working so hard! *proceeds to buy a popsicle*

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Arcee: It is way past the reasonable sleep hour and yet here I am. Pumped up with murder vibes completely. In my 'completely ready to murder' mode. What the frag.

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Ultra Magnus: HOW ARE YOU LOT NOT DEAD YET?!

Rodimus: I dunno

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Megatron: *stares into the fucking void for no apparent reason*

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Shockwave: *wakes up*

Clock: 6:35 am

Shockwave,fully knowing that he has work left undone: It's too early for this.

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Predaking: *making random noises to himself*

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Blurr,in the middle of the night in his room: nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa nyaaaaaaa nyaaaaaaaaaa nyaaaaaaaaaaaa (I do alotta things for no reason at all okay?)

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Knock Out: If Primus has a problem with me then he should know that I'm usually too tired to give an actual frag.

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Smokescreen: Oh sweet death why not take thee?

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First Aid: I swear to Primus. If you come in here ONE MORE TIME AFTER I SAID NO I WILL WACK YOU UPSIDE THE HELM! I TRIED TO BE NICE! DON'T SAY I HAVEN'T!

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Prowl: Sleep? Oh you mean those few sweet hours of free death? Yeah I should probably cash in on that.

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Swindle: Cut the check. This ain't gonna work.

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Skywarp: I woke up at 7am but I went to sleep around 2am so I've only got 5 hours of sleep. Kind of.

Thundercracker: Are you okay?

Skywarp: No I don't think I have been for a long time.

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Longarm: Haha lol don't trust anyone

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Drift: PRIMUSDAMN MY AUDIALS JAZZ TURN DOWN THE BASS HOLY SLAG! I CAN FEEL IT ALL THE WAY FROM THE OTHER END OF THE SHIP!

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Black(Megatron): That imposter—

Red (Optimus): Any askers?

(We played Amongus,one of my friends spent half the meeting deducing who the imposter was and it was also time to vote. We collectively voted him out. He was the last imposter of the trio.)

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Optimus: Let me see what you have!

Bee and Knock Out: BUZZSAWS!!!!

Optimus: NO!

Ratchet from the side: Oh my Primus why do they have buzzsaws—

(Not buzzsaws,just knifes for us)

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Jazz: *shuffles through the same few playlists looking for that one song he like but somehow forgot the name of*

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SG!Soundwave: ~Nnngggeeeehhhh I don't wanna get up~

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SG!Starscream meeting OG!Starscream: I'm actually worried for you

(Also me to my friends)

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Optimus: Don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive don't arrive—

The Elite Guard: *arvives*

Optimus: Damn it.

The Elite Guard: *is actually super late*

Optimus: Nevermind that's good :)

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Sideswipe: Where are the keycards. WHERE ARE THE KEYCARDS—

Sunstreaker: YOU DON'T HAVE IT?!

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Any Cybertronian when they see Scraplets: Where are y'all coming from?!! WHERE?!!!!

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Bumblebee: *blink* Blink

Starscream: Did you seriously just say 'Blink' in Froppy's voice?

Bumblebee staring back as blankly as possible: Yes. I fragging did. Glitch.

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Optimus,on his 50th cup of coffee: I have been awake since 5:30 this morning

Ratchet: But it's only 4:25am???

Optimus: Exactly.

(Optimus is a big mood at times)

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Any fragging Autobot/Decepticon: I'm in pain,but I will forcefully move on and continue. No seriously I'm dying of pain but nothing new tbh

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Jazz: DIRTY DANCIN IN THE MOONLIGHT! TAKE MEEE DOWN LIKE I'MMA DOMINO!!!

Bee and Bulkhead: *vibing to pretty chill songs next door*

Prowl: *humming to classical music*

Optimus: *jamming out to songs no one would expect him to*

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Optimus and Bee,watching the huge chaotic political debate going down from a distance:

Bee: I bet you Magnus will lose his chill and suplex Star with an over the shoulder throw.

Optimus: 5 credits,bet he dropkicks Magnus.

*Starscream dropkicks Magnus first before he gets suplexed*

Optimus and Bee: *Hands each other 5 credits*

Skywarp and Thundercracker who have fled the scene: I thought Primes don't party or do things like that??

Megatron: This one does *sips his wine (or whatever counts as wine on Cybertron)*

(I wasn't at a party,but I did bet with a friend during a hella heated class debate who would resort to violence first. They both did at the same time,we gave each other 5 dollars.)

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Optimus: *chugging beer like its energon*

Megatron: *affronted,worried and scandalized*

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Pharma: LET ME GO OR I'M BITING!

Tarn: As if you would—OI LET GO!

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Tarn: *writing a report* Be careful when handling Autobots,may bite.

Also Tarn: *literally grabs them by the scuff*

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Autobots hearing about this: :)

Decepticons: No....

Autobots: >:)

Decepticons: NO....

Autobots: Our turn to be feral.

Decepticons: SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAG SLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAG SLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAG SLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAG SLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAG SLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAG SLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAGSLAG

MOTHERFRAGGING PITS OF A PRIMUS DAMNED REPORT TARN PRIMUS FRAGGING DAMN IT BY THE UNMAKERS OF PLANETS FRAGGING PITS FRAG NAH NOT TODAY

(Reference to that one time my friends scared the shit out of me).

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Megatron to Optimus: I respect you and your fighting skills,but you need to frag off.

(Me to my sister almost 24/7)

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Megatron: *absolutely killing it at Just Dance*

Optimus: *singing along really well*

Starscream: Did you know....?

Bumblebee: Nah uh

(Cause holy shit some of my friends have hidden talents which they are really good at)

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Bee and Star: *absolutely killing the enemy team at laser tag*

Megatron: When did they—?

Optimus: I have no idea

(I'm not fragging lying,they have skills)

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Wheeljack: I'm taking my pills dry from now on.

Bulkhead: Wha—?! Why?!!

Wheeljack: Out of spite

Bulkhead: To spite who????

Wheeljack: Magnus

Bulkhead: I'm getting Ratchet

Wheeljack: nononononoNONONO BULKY DON'T—

( Additional tag for Wheeljack cause I actually reached the max amount of tags #tfp Wheeljack )

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Bumblebee: I may not have been in existence for very long but I have been in my body for long enough to know when something is wrong with it

Optimus: What's wrong?(knowing tone)

Bumblebee: Sore throat tubing

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Staying up: The Collection

Bumblebee: How sleep deprived do you have to be in order to mistake hand soap for dish soap and attempt to wash a plate with it before you actually realize what you're doing? Asking for myself

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Smokescreen: I forgot Arcee was up as well so when I saw her from the corner of my optic I screamed

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Arcee: If you ever need a midnight snack,just ring me. I've got you covered

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Bulkhead: I don't know when or where I picked the habit of staying up late or how I got used to it but it is very useful

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Optimus: I know staying up is definitely one of everyone's biggest flaws but it who gives a damn. If it helps I'll take it.

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Ratchet: I'm not going to sleep early again. And no one is fucking stopping me. (You know Ratchet is tired when he uses human curses)

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to my usamerican people:

here is an article that details the status of abortion rights in each state. roe v wade being overturned does not mean that abortion is illegal across the u.s., just that it is now determined on a state by state basis. please stay safe and stay informed.

the un-hyperlinked link is under the cut

Keep reading

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Just gonna leave this here.

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oof

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I’m not gonna lie...I kinda wanna see Starscream or any bot actually do the Bend and Snap from Legally Blonde. (Btw it’s 1:03am) why am I like this 😓

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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Is it bad that I wanna touch the soup? 🥺

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i just feel like the prowl + jetfire dynamic deserves more attention

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your-bad-girl-prowl?

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I got Artemis

“In the classical period of Greek mythology, Artemis was often described as the daughter of Zeus and Leto, and the twin sister of Apollo. She was the Hellenic goddess of the hunt, wild animals, wilderness, childbirth, virginity and protector of young girls, bringing and relieving disease in women; she often was depicted as a huntress carrying a bow and arrows. The deer and the cypress were sacred to her. In many modern practices, she is recognized as a protector of lesbians.”

I mean 🧐 okay then! 😁

take this quiz to see which greek god/goddess you reflect most

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Family? Naw we don’t want her. I’ve told my great aunt that I’m working 8-9hr days and I work 5-6days a week and I just need a place to keep him until I can find a permanent place that is willing to hold onto him for me. Now I know it looks horrible because I didn’t answer but I’ve been showing my mom what she’s sending me and my mom said “don’t text her back” then I get this. I want to scream and cry and tell her off but my mom said “be respectful” why? Why should I be respectful to someone like this? I’ve been calling around even thought about giving him up. I’m stressed I’ve had Prowl for 8yrs I don’t want to give him away but I don’t know where else to take him.

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My family would be disappointed.

I live in fear about how certain people will react to this. I know I will be asked why I took these. I’m scared, but the one thing they don’t understand is...I used to hate my body. I hated every inch of myself. When I take these pictures it’s not for anyone but me. Tbh there are worse things out there. The body is beautiful and I don’t understand why they think if you show a little or even a lot of skin you’re “promoting sex” or “why would you post this?” or “god is watching you” I don’t care! Let them! Let them see me for who I want to be, not your silly image of what/who you think I should be! You can’t control my life or what I think! I should be able to post or take a picture of anything I want. I get that people have their own opinions as that’s great but this is mine. Why can’t you just be happy that I’m happy?

My family would be disappointed...and I don’t know how I should feel about it.

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How to put “wrote fan-fiction” on your résumé:

Leveraged an inventory of established fictional character and setting elements to generate a disruptive custom-curated narrative entertainment asset.

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#ripvine Even though I only ever did like 9 vines 😂

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Do you know who I’m talkin’ about? 😅 please don’t show my boss 🥺