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i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

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a house with 8 nuns

a drug dealer who drives a hummer

a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am

an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower

a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

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This is mankind’s greatest scientific accomplishment.

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the sun doesn’t have to go to college bc it already has 28 million degrees

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Real life Quick Time Event

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do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show 

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WES ANDERSON FILMS: Jason Schwartzman in Rushmore (1998); Gwyneth Paltrow, Gene Hackman and Luke Wilson in The Royal Tenenbaums (2001); Jason Schwartzman, Owen Wilson and Adrien Brody in The Darjeeling Limited (2007); Bill Murray, Frances McDormand, Edward Norton and Bruce Willis in Moonrise Kingdom (2012) and Ralph Fiennes and Tony Revolori in The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014).

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Videogames: you can choose from twenty different eyelashes!!!! oh but you can’t be fat

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