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I got back into MtG recently so I'm doing the thing I always do when I'm big into magic:

Make fancards for my other current interest!

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[brawl announcer voice] "HOMESTAR RUNNER"

[my crunchy wii remote speaker] "alwiiiiight"

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OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

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thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

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K

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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

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If you asked Strong Bad what his pronouns are he'd be like "Alright listen here Blonkus, judging by the cadence of your tone, I'm sure you're expecting some high-larious answer about how I don't understand the question, or how I think the "pro" in pronoun stands for "professional" for some reason, or how I think a "pronoun" is some sort of exotic dessert, or something else that implies I HAVEN'T BEEN MOCKING PEOPLE'S GRAMMAR ON THE INTERNET FOR OVER 20 YEARS. You think I don't know what a pronoun is!? Do better." and then refuse to answer the question

Meanwhile if you asked Homestar Runner what his pronouns are he'd be like "Oh hey! Thanks for asking! No, I already ate"

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thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

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I'm proposing a new annual tradition.

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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i am still in absolute disbelief that i managed to capture this moment

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i am still in absolute disbelief that i managed to capture this moment

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good > finally building the habit of checking my trouser pockets for tissues and stuff before putting them in the washing machine

bad > being unable to do so without saying "what's it got in its nasty little pocketses" in a gollum voice

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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I know this is the website where we talk about artists and writers doing anything other than making art or writing, but man, we REALLY undersell how good it feels to actually work on your stuff.

Like you hit your word count for the first time in a week and its like

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How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy” food you’ve harmed yourself in some way.

How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.