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I do think the funniest part of the Coven of Heart subclass in the WBN Witch class is that they can replace spell components with things like the laughter or tears of a loved one because I know the wizards fucking hate that shit.
I had to do the equivalent of a magical thesis defense, and memorize a million spells, and keep track of a trillion different spell components; and yet those fucking Witches with their TWEE BULLSHIT get to make their friend laugh instead of growing mushrooms under the exact right conditions in a process that can take months at a time and is incredibly easy to fuck up?
At that point me and the entire metaphorical concept of magic itself have to scrap.
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ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND | Interview with the Vampire, 2.08, And That's The End of It. There's Nothing Else
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ASSAD ZAMAN as Armand Interview with the Vampire • "Do You Know What It Means to Be Loved by Death"
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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily
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why is every past dm fic like this
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okay my conspiracy theory:
bobby didn't die 😇 his heart 🫀 just stopped ❌ enough for him to be pronounced 🗣️ dead 💀 but then he woke up 👁️👄👁️ because of his magical 🪄 blood🩸 and fbi and army 👮♀️ took him away ➡️ in a secret 🤫 lab 🧪 for experiments ☣️ it's a top 🔝 secret 🤫 project so no one 🙅 knows 🤓 about it, even his family 👥 and he's there with a rat 🐁 (they took it away from chimney) cause the rat 🐁 got the dose 💉 of antiviral 🧪 and they're studying 🧐 it too. and bobby befriends 🤝 the rat cause they're both lab 🧪 rats 🐁 now so they're buddies 🫂 and later he escapes 🏃 that place with the help ☝️ of the rat 🐁 and crawling home 🏡 to athena cause no ❌ grave 🪦 can hold his body down ⬇️! and then they live happily 🥰 ever after: athena, bobby and the rat 🐁🫶
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I SAID WHAT I SAID

no your done your done
#that's literally me on tiktok#i was just crolling on the Armand tag and see my own comment#screaming#as a big naturals owner I can say that
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Jon Bernthal as Frank Castle — DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.09 Straight To Hell
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“What are we gonna do 🥺 they’re gonna stop us from doing domestic terrorism!!!”

“Hush kitten…daddy’s got this”
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really enjoy buck (tallest leggiest guy around) standing watchfully over athena's shoulder. she is so small. and yet she is infinitely more intimidating. it is take-your-husband's-adult-son-to-work day. they are causing Problems for anyone who tries to tell them what to do. excellent dynamic 10/10


#It's a golden retriever and a cat and one of them has killed people and has a gun#it's not the golden retriever
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